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My girlfriend isn't pregnant anymore! Update on page 10

I just have a small suspicion that she might be pregnant. She doesn't look fat or anything, but she's not had her period and she's getting a bit moody. Her boobs have also gotten a bit larger too. Not very, but slightly. And she's trying to avoid speaking to me on MSN, and will only give me basic responses at school if I speak to her. Wat do? Halp? PS, I'm only 16, so I REALLY don't want this. [Edited on 06.13.2011 4:59 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Babidixpz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon I just have a small suspicion that she might be pregnant. She doesn't look fat or anything, but she's not had her period and she's getting a bit moody. Her boobs have also gotten a bit larger too. Not very, but slightly. And she's trying to avoid speaking to me on MSN, and will only give me basic responses at school if I speak to her. Wat do? Halp? PS, I'm only 16, so I REALLY don't want this. [/quote] Dont worry mate, you might not be the real daddy after all. Its probably your best friend or brother if you have one! :)[/quote]*strokes chin of insight* Wow, you're really good at this advice/councilling thing aren't you. I think what you have said will really help him. ([i]sarcasm[/i]) Seriously? That is why you leave intercourse for marriage or you use sufficient protection. You need to sit her down and talk to her about it properly. If she is pregnant and if it is your baby, stay with her and help her. If it's not, if the real father is a git, stick with her as well. She will need someone to support her. That should be you, if you love her. PS. Abortion = Bad Idea. Just my opinion. [Edited on 06.12.2011 8:03 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OldMacByers Punch her down some stairs.[/quote] I lol'd. That was dark.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kkman4evah Congrats![/quote] or do abortion. And use a rubber next time... [Edited on 06.12.2011 7:55 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon I just have a small suspicion that she might be pregnant. She doesn't look fat or anything, but she's not had her period and she's getting a bit moody. Her boobs have also gotten a bit larger too. Not very, but slightly. And she's trying to avoid speaking to me on MSN, and will only give me basic responses at school if I speak to her. Wat do? Halp? PS, I'm only 16, so I REALLY don't want this. [/quote] Dont worry mate, you might not be the real daddy after all. Its probably your best friend or brother if you have one! :)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Longsword049 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Harbing3r UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wii Tard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 Rule 1: Cover your stump before you hump.[/quote] Rule 2: Don't be silly, wrap your willy.[/quote] Rule 3: Don't be a fool wrap your tool[/quote] Cover your c**k before you f**k.[/quote]I don't mean to be a party pooper but uck and ock don't ryme very well.[/quote] Well i was meaning the F to have an O instead of a U. I always thought the US uses a U and the UK uses an O, but i use both lol. Oh and dont be a meany, cover your weeny. [Edited on 06.12.2011 6:54 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 surprise abortion Use an axe[/quote]I lold so hard Also no glove no love. [Edited on 06.12.2011 6:23 AM PDT]

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  • I'm surprised no one's mentioned STDs.

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  • All these people saying your life is over. It really isn't. I am guessing you live in the UK? If so benefits and her parents can look after her. You finish your schooling and get a better job where you can actually support the child. If you and your partner realize your mistake and are ok with it, I would suggest giving the child into care. [i]- JFKES[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 surprise abortion Use an axe[/quote] Jeez guy...

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  • I am giving you my word. You are not going to have a child.

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  • Captain Hindsight to the rescue! You should have used a comdom She should have used birh contol She shouldn't have taken antibiotics when on the pill My work here is done

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  • Its sounds like she either is pregnant, or is cheating on you and got pregnant with someone else.

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  • Thank you Flood, for all the advice, suggestion, joking, positive feedback, criticism, and generally nice mood you have all been in tonight. I still feel really bad about this. This is the most frightening experience of my life. I'm praying for my own stupidity. I don't ask anyone to pray for me. I'm grateful that you were all so kind tonight. I'm going to bed. Good night, Flood.

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  • I know it's rare getting good edvice the flood is filled with trolls

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  • JEREMY KYLE SHOW. GO!

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Od Try to hide a morning after pill in her food...[/quote]It's been more than three days. It's been over a week since we last did it. And she's open about using those. [/quote] If that's the case then you should ask her to take a pregnancy test.And then take it from there.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Od Try to hide a morning after pill in her food...[/quote]lol, slip her one every day.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Od Try to hide a morning after pill in her food...[/quote]It's been more than three days. It's been over a week since we last did it. And she's open about using those.

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    Try to hide a morning after pill in her food...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Od Next time you should do other types of sex if you don't have a condom.[/quote]I totally didn't have to write that and you didn't have to suggest that. [Edited on 06.12.2011 5:19 AM PDT]

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  • Puberty?

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    Next time you should do other types of sex if you don't have a condom.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SumDuud If you have EVER ejaculated before, there will be leftover sperm lying around in your urethra. A lot of....moisture and vigorous in-and-out movement (like sex) will get rid of them, usually into the girl, maybe resulting in pregnancy. This whole thing sounds like your fault (no condom) and her fault (no pill).[/quote]To point, the sperm in the urethra will have died long ago... regular flushing with urine, no nourishment. So that's not much the issue as the fact that precum contains about as much sperm as -blam!-.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Creature Your parents won't kill you if you do the right thing....you might lose there respect but they won't hate you for ever[/quote]Thanks. It actually means a lot to be getting such good advice from the Flood for once.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chicharito 14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AC elite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Planetary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Don't be a dog, wrap your hog[/quote] OMG I just got that![/quote] may I add: Don't be silly, wrap your willy It's not a party till you get a balloon that's all I've got. [/quote]Ahh, You blew it.[/quote] MY TIME TO SHINE! Dont be daft cover your shaft!

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  • Your parents won't kill you if you do the right thing....you might lose there respect but they won't hate you for ever

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