Thank you guys for all the success of this thread and like I promised, I will post the top 25 best reasons i've seen. Here they are: [quote][b] 25) You know that "Johnson knows what ladies like" - xImpulse Sniper 24) When you know the Arbiter's real name - Halo Fan 569 23) When you're bored of Halo, you play more Halo. - BenjaminViolence 22) When you are afraid to step outside for fear of being killed by the guardians - Belisarius 21)When you respond to this thread - SirSire 20)when your car flips over you think you can flip it back up - spartan w 007 19)...when you call your girlfriend Cortana - aCOKE N aSMiLE 18)When the only reason you became an Aerospace Engineering major is to design the worlds first purple Banshee. - S to that izzo 17)When you think you can make that jump - FoSTOSHman 16)in geography you answer the question "what is the biggest city in africa?" whit "new mombassa" - dceddy7 15)The weatherman warns of Flood and you pull out your shotgun xD - NoodleRaptor 14)When there's 1 minute left on the microwave timer and you say "1 minute remaining" in the matchmaking accent - Falran 13)when arby and the chief has rendered you incapable of saying don't; you say dun instead. - MikeW781 12)When you wake up next to a fat chick and say what a bad spawn - iSnowboard11 11)when warthogs, falcons, hornets, and everything else are no longer animals - Guthixs revenge 10)When someone gives you a boiling cup of water and says T-Bag this and you end up in the ER. Misunderstood the concept. - BIGB EC 9)I can comfortably talk about Halo with my lady friends - Shclick15 (aka the envy of all halo nerds out there) 8)You know your addicted to Halo when you get shot, and your on your deathbed, with your family and friends around you and say: "Dun warry guyz, I haz unlimited lifez." - i Jagged i 7) You teabag someone who's lying down - EachToxic wolf 6)Anything posted by Zippy Zee Zoola 5)If you think what Master Chief's face looks like is as interesting as Kakashi's face... Yeah, Naruto reference, I'm a nerd - ketchupoball 4)if you are still playing halo after mw2 came out - PlzzN0sCop3me 3)When you come home late and crouch walk to avoid detection - posted by many members 2) You know you're addicted to Halo when you still play it despite: Cheaters Online Outdated 2001 Hud 480p graphics with no AA at 30fps and super jaggies It's an entry level FPS series with easy auto aiming The story makes no sense and contradicts itself The last few games had no master chef Online is full of 12 year olds and you are older now You defend it and blindingly buy everything related to it despite these flaws - kipzmud and number 1 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis...................... *drumroll* *explosion* *gunshots* 1) ...When you sit and read the whole thread. - posted by many members, but the first to do so was Awe of She x [/quote][/b] I'd also like to point out an interesting convo me and LOlx THM xlOL. Here it is: [quote][b] Him: I think he means that he considers his teacher a camper because they stay in one classroom all day. Me:So Recess is Sandbox? Him:And geography is forge Me:And Computer Class is Theatre Him:and history is campaign. Me:And the Principal is a Prophet. Him: the busses are the phantoms Me: And Elementary students are Grunts, Middle Schoolers are Elites, High Schoolers are Brutes. Him: And collage students are spartans Me: Why can't this actually happen in real life? Him: yes, why can't it:) Him: you know your addicted to halo when you have a conversation like this one [/b][/quote] Thanks for reading. i'll post up Honorable mentions later. My first posts are right below: 1) You are more familiar with the UNSC than the USMC. 2) You think Cortana's voice sounds sexy. 3) You have a lifesize Master Chief in your living room, but not a lamp. [Edited on 11.22.2010 8:10 PM PST]