Alright, listen here you lil biotch. Sit your ass down, cause I'm about to inspire that shit outta you. You live on America right? Of course you do. North America is best America. Now shut the hell up. ever heard of George Washington? Of course you have. You're not a freedom hating Communist. George Washington went years before a woman even looked at him. Today's society you merely adapted the female's glance. He was fueled by it, molded by it. He didn't see it until he was already a man. One day he just got done killing all the dinosaurs he seen one hella fine lady who had America written all over her. He thought to himself "damn son." But she was already walking away. So he didn't just walk away like a little pussy, no, this is George mother-blam!-in' Washington. He whistled for his pet eagle named liberty. Once liberty landed gracefully on his shoulder he grabbed the mighty bird and chucked it at the female. The bird let out a mighty screech as it struck the female right on the bumcus. George washy ran right over to her and asked if she was okay, liberty gave him a thumbs up. She said she was sorry for getting in the way of his mighty bird. He helped her up and kissed her. Yeah that's right. on the lips. When he got done kissing the most American woman he had ever laid eyes upon his lips were permanently stained red white and blue. then he tied his American flag around his neck like a cape and flew off with his lady in hand like a true God damn American. Then he crash landed in the white house and became president. Every day she would make him the best God damn sand which he had ever had. Murica, topped in murica with a side of murica. With extra murica sauce. George Washington is a dead guy with fake teeth, and he still got a girl. Whats your excuse? Go get yourself a damn woman already. Be fearless, be confident, be loyal. To your country... and your woman. Thank you.

oh nooo poor you :'(((( this is soooo sad omg no girlfriend and 19?! damn how are you alive???

[quote]I'm 19[/quote] [quote]I'm a grown ass man now[/quote]

*Is 19* [quote] I'm a grown ass man[/quote]

No female interaction whatsoever? Feelsbadman.jpg

19 is not a grown ass man you dip shit

Haven't had a girlfriend all my life, that won't stop me! [spoiler]then again I'm younger than you[/spoiler]

you watched too much porn

Try fapping.

Haven't had 1 in 18 years. And I'm 18. (came close but complications occured)

Haven't had one in 14 years. [spoiler]oh wait I am 14[/spoiler]

I'm 17, never so much as held hands with a girl and I honestly don't care whether it happens or not. I think my hormones are broken. I get crushes but I still don't see the point in putting in so much effort for what is essentially going to be a temporary thing that could just end in misery anyway. [spoiler]Pep talks! Only £50 each! Getcha pep talks here![/spoiler]

Why would you give up? You'll find someone eventually