What do you call a person that speaks 3 languages?
A Trilingual
What do you call a person that speaks 2 languages?
A Bilingual
And finally, what do you call a person that speaks only one language?
An American
SHOTS FIRED!!!! oh and it's colour, not color:)
The list was inspired by mate Pezzer97 as all credit goes to him:)
David Beckham
Iron Maiden
Gan canny
The Great British Bake off
Spice Girls
Stephen Fry
Biggest Empire in history!!!
Black pudding
Calvin Harris
Tom Hiddleston
Crumpets
The reason English is spoken around the world today
pubs
Oasis
Tesco
Sansbury
Asda
Maltesers
Chavs(They're better than rednecks)
Jack The Ripper(ok I'm not proud of this but still...)
WE HAVE A F#CKING QUEEN!!!
The reason America exists...
Biscuits
McCoys
Scones
Bobbies
Digestives
Yorkshire pudding
We're not all posh bastards
Cheeky Nandos
Fish and Chips
Arctic Monkeys
The Beatles
Black Sabbath
Led Zeppelin
Bubble and Squeak
Trooping of the Colour
Jaffa cakes, they're too good for yanks:)
AND of course....Jeremy Clarkson!
Credit goes to Steve the Bandit for this list:)
Toffs
Stately Homes
Jaguar
Land Rover
Bentley
Rolls-Royce
Fox Hunting
Flat Caps
Monocles
logical words for American things
The Metric System
Class
prestige
ridiculous weather
Queuing
Moaning
moaning about queuing
queuing to moan about how long we were queuing for
Yorkshire tea
Terriers
Whippets
Spam (the tinned meat, not the annoying internet one)
List credit goes to Talos Stormcrown
Doctor Who
Churchill
The Plague
Australia in general
Also check out the link guys:)
EDIT:Seems like I'm a one man army:) UNITED KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: lol these posts are unreal!!!
EDIT:LOL!!!! Overkill, it's sick!!!How many more yanks are out here?
EDIT: lol how much more replies will I get? Been fighting yanks for 2 hours now-_-
EDIT:Finally it stopped:)
EDIT:Back up has arrived:D
EDIT: Thanks guys for making this one of the most fun, time worthy post I've made:) Note that this is just satirical, the threats here should not be taken seriously:)
Credit goes to one of my mates, Pezzer btw:)
EDIT: For -blam!-'s sake lads, stop liking this post or otherwise it's gonna stay up in off topic for weeks on end and I'll get spammed 200+replies just like I did today-_-
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You did lose in the Revolutionary War so.....