[quote]Are you a fan of Copypastas, but not sure how to express yourself? Ever had an itching feeling to post your customized or brand new copypasta's, but are worried no one will see it? Well then you're in luck![/quote] [u]We're going to start a thread full of copypastas, and we need YOURS.[/u] [i](Honestly, Flood trolls suck recently. You guys need practice.)[/i] So be creative! Modify a popular copypasta or post your own new one so that it may be used by future internetting generations! Notable ones will get placed in the OP. Good luck! Example: [spoiler]SO LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. I AM WHAT IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS A "BADASS". I HAVE A LONG AND DISTINGUISHED CAREER IN THE MILITARY, GENERALLY BEING A BADASS. YOUR MOTHERS WOULD HAVE KILLED FOR A NIGHT WITH ME. I WOULD HAVE AS WELL. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I'M A BRONZED MUSCULAR 6' 6" GOD OF THE BEACH. I AM FREAKING GORGEOUS. STRAIGHT MEN QUESTION THEIR SEXUALITY WHEN THEY HEAR MY NAME, AND I HAVE A SEPARATE MAILBOX FOR LOVE LETTERS FROM YOUR MUMS. I ALSO HAVE ONE FOR THE ONES FROM YOUR DADS. THREE MAILMAN HAVE BROKEN THEIR BACKS TRYING TO GET THE HUGE SACK OF LOVE LETTERS TO ME. THEY KEPT GOING BECAUSE THEY LOVED ME SO MUCH. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. TODAY I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE INCARNATION OF PURE UNADULTERATED BADASSITUDE. I AM A TOP SECRET FIGHTER/TEST PILOT FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. I RUN BLACK OPS MISSIONS. I HAVE NOT LEGALLY EXISTED FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS. NOW I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT A RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED STORY. I WAS TRAVELING ALONG IN MY CURRENT PROTOTYPE, THE F-9001, MINDNG MY OWN BUSINESS AND GENERALLY BEING BADASS WHEN ALL THE SUDDEN I GET JUMPED BY 42 ENEMY JET FIGHTERS. I SHOT ABOUT TWENTY FIVE OF THEM DOWN, BUT I WAS HAVING AN OFF DAY (WHAT YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT BRO?! WE'RE NOT ALL PERFECT. GET OVER YOURSELF. REAL BADASSES ADMIT WHEN THEY MESS UP. GOD.) AND SO I ENDED UP GETTING SHOT DOWN. SO BASICALLY I'M PLUMMETING TO THE GROUND AT ABOUT 300MPH WHEN I REALIZED THAT MY PARACHUTES RIPPED OFF AND I'M ON FIRE. SO I DID THE ONLY LOGICAL THING. I POINTED MY BODY DOWN TO SPEED UP, SINCE IT WAS SAFER THAT WAY. (DON'T QUESTION THIS. ON TOP OF BEING BADASS AND GORGEOUS, I'M ALSO A GENIUS. I HAVE OVER A DOZEN PHD'S.) SO EITHER WAY, I HIT THE GROUND AT ABOUT 450 MPH. THIS ENDS UP STRIPPING OFF ALL THE SKIN FROM MY BODY. SO EITHER WAY, THE MORONS SENT THIS "ELITE" TEAM TO CAPTURE ME OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SALT FLAT I CRASHED IN. SO I'M NOW STANDING UP AND COVERED IN SALT, WHICH IS RUBBING INTO MY BODY SINCE I HAVE NO SKIN. KEEP IN MIND I AM STILL ON FIRE AT THIS POINT. DO I CARE? -Blam!- NO!!! I TOOK OUT EACH ONE OF THEIR ELITE TEAMS MEMBERS JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM. THAT AND FACE PUNCHES. MANY, MANY FACE PUNCHES. SO EITHER WAY WHEN I GET BACK TO BASE, YOUR MOM IS WAITING THERE. YOU THINK I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM MOM, RIGHT? WRONG. IT'S YOUR MOM. I SEE YOU THERE, BEING ALL FAT AND UGLY AND THINKING THAT THIS IS JUST A VAGUE DESCRIPTION, BUT IT'S NOT. IT'S YOUR MOM YOU FAT SLOB. SO EITHER WAY I DID HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE. KEEP IN MIND I AM STILL ON FIRE AT THIS POINT. SO LONG STORY SHORT THE SALT RUBBING INTO MY WOUNDS MADE ME DELIRIOUS SO THAT THIS CACTUS LOOKED LIKE YOUR MOM. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. I'M STILL BADASS AND ON FIRE, AND YOU'RE STILL A FAT SLOB. THE END, YOU NON-FLAMABLE PLEBEIAN.[/spoiler] Think you can beat that? Let's see what you got Flood. [u][b]The Floodian list for sicktastic Copypasta's:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61841892&path=1]Calvin and Hobbes[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61841870&path=1]A True Internet Classic (Crazy Military Guy)[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61841922&path=1]- Spongebob Variation of Crazy Military Guy[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61843945&path=1]- B.net Muted Variation of Crazy Military Guy[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61842033&path=1]Scientific Research into M&M Breeding[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61843885&path=1]Spongebob Depression[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61844431&path=1]Muted, Hided, Reported. Short but sweet.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61845253&path=1]Cheerios. [Link in post] (Warning: Vulgar)[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=61845103&path=1]Crazy Bungie Community Gibberish[/url]