*3 days later* *bursts into vault if glass* *atheon appears* "Atheon were back to kick your ass again for fun" "Hohoho it shall be your ass that will be kicked" *atheon suddenly transforms into a three headed dragon that spawns oracles like crazy* "Oh shit Atheon what the -blam!- are you!? How did you get so OP!?" "I am the timeless one now!y name is-" *the celing of the cavern that the vault is in begins to glow* *muffeled sound* "[i]ITS JOHN CENA[/i]" *Valus Tlu'urn bursts through ceiling crushing the new Atheon whose name we never figured out* "HOLY -blam!-!!!!! IS THAT VALUS TLU'URN!?" "ITS PRIMUS TLU'URN NOW BITCH I JUST SOLOD ORYX HEROIC MODE AND IM HERE TO SHOVE MY SIZE 645 FOOT UP YOUR ASS TILL ITS AS WIDE AS A FOOT BALL FIELD" "How the -blam!- did you just get here?" "I GOT TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!!! I UPGRADED MY MORTAR, SHIELD AND JETPACK! MY JETPACK CAN NOW BURN THROUGH 16 MILES OF SOLID ROCK IN 10 SECONDS" *Primus Tlu'urn activate shield which kills anyone inside and wipes 5 of your raid team* "YOUR TIME IS NOW BITCH" *points mortar at you and fires it faster that that piece of shit vanguard machine gun* *mortar rounds explode and launch 50 wolf pack rounds* Next thing you know you're perms banded from your console and are now trapped between physical dimensions because your console gained so much heat and energy that overdoing to the mass-energy equivalence creates enough energy to create enough mass to cause a super-massive black hole right on top of your fat ass and perms ands you from this plane of existence Edit: holy shit my phone has blown up did not expect it to get this popular. New trend? #PrimusTru'urn