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Edited by Talk2MeToner:
10/26/2015 1:34:07 PM
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Oryx is racist
So I noticed that there are three actual enemies that oryx doesn't take (aside from tanks and turrets like shriekers and cyclops)
Oryx doesn't take shanks, servitors, or
Harpies. Now what do these enemies have in common? That's right! They're all little floaty bitches. Oryx is racist against little floaty bitches. Petition to stop this discrimination! We won't rest until every little floaty bitch turns black and has a special power like being able to hover slightly higher or something!!
Edit: apparently no one knows how to take things as jokes and not as literally anymore... I know they're machines! That's not as funny as little floaty bitches!
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#Destiny
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3 RepliesIn paradox, the boss enemy=gorgon=harpy.
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1 ReplySigned
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This is probably the greatest post to grace #Destiny of all time.
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The vex are machines aswell. Why were the vex taken and not the floaty bitches. And don't give me that organic material bullshit because that applies to the harpies too.
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4 RepliesIt's not racist cause he doesn't discriminate against the color of their skin lol
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I'm assuming when u say actual enemies you don't count dregs? Because he doesn't take those
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6 RepliesCan't tell if satire or a feminist
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Edited by Kblakeney: 11/8/2015 1:04:39 PMThose saying Oryx doesn't take Dregs... He does I've seen him on two occasions have a cheeky line of Coke mid fight, i also saw him roll a doobie after a wipe!
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I disagree! He is stupid and a dumb military strategist! If he took Gorgons only, game would be over! Kill one and the rest get stronger. A fleet of 10 would be impossible to stop! Exponential defensive armor and annihilation weapon system. Oryx is just dumb! He isn't racist. He is an idiot!
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2 RepliesOryx also doesn't take Dregs. :l
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Listen, stop with the racist crap!!! I'll still go and watch Star Wars no matter what!!!
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1 ReplyLol so hard right now! :)
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Well, he also doesn't take dregs or legionaries.
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My mom is racist...
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7 RepliesSave for Baxx, Oryx doesn't take Ogres either.
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What about dregs?
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1 ReplyShriekers are floaty too, and he doesn't take them either
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1 ReplyCyclops?
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Wizards float
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Lmao at the ability
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Made my day
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3 Replies*oryx hates little floaty bitches* *warlocks least useful class in raid*
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Dregs nub
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2 RepliesEdited by PVBeachin: 11/6/2015 2:10:37 PMHey Oryx doesn't take cyclops either. He also doesn't take shriekers or the worms
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Taken shank: Look at you little tool, little servant of the fallen, always floating about serving a will that is not your own but another. I take away this from you and grant you freedom! Take up your knife, it is called [return to sender] and show the world what perfection you have become. (Shank gets a shield that causes damage dealt to the shank to be dealt to the source of the damage instead. Lasts a few seconds, then expires until ability is ready again.
