Much of the armour on female guardians make us look like 14 year old boys. Why is this ok?
We have a male or female gender to choose from when we create each new character and yet more and more of the chest armour takes away our ta-tas!
Bungie, please give us back our boobs! Stop being lazy-asses when designing female versions of chest armour.
BUMP FOR BOOBS!
Edit 1: Boobless or near-boobless examples are >
- Chasm of Yuul
- Crest of Alpha Lupi
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Perhaps the new PlayStation exclusive Hunter armor will be the closes you will get.
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It would be over sexual for the little 10 year olds gotta cover up
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Ok, this is prolly the most amusing post ive seen and actually agree with, i play DnD neverwinter on xbox one and even they have a breast size adjuster... Bungie please? XD
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Edited by Vakris One: 10/14/2015 2:41:28 PMAs much as I love me some boobedge I have to point out that wearing thick armour or long coats/robes generally do not seek to show off a woman's breasts. They are designed for maximum protection rather than accentuating curves. That being said, through my keenly sharpened apreciation of the female form I have observed that: ● All female guardians still look feminine. Even in the heaviest looking Titan armour you can tell when one is a man and one is a woman. The body shape, the musculature, the way the hips move, dat ass. Most female Titan and Warlock armour also still have more prominent chests than male armour (except for the Armamentarium which blesses any gender with destructive grenade boobies of death!). Even in Warlock robes you can still identify the tell tale upper body and lower body curves of a woman. ● From a practical standpoint; Hunters have the most clearly defined breasts on their armour because they wear a dedicated chest piece on top of a body suit. The chest piece doesn't cover her whole body (unlike Titans) and it is curved so she can fit the twins in there comfortably. Warlocks wear long coats and robes which by their concealing nature don't show off the body's curves so much.Titans basically wear pieces of WWII tanks for funzies and all that extra thick armour isn't designed to curve around the body nice and tightly, it's designed to put up a reinforced durasteel wall between the wearer's flesh and the point of impact from a hit. [u]TL:DR[/u] - From a man's perspective I think female guardians still look like sexy, curvy women (which is a bummer when you find out a dude is playing them) without the need to necessarily have their blouse bunnies struggling to tear free of their armour.
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Bump!
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Buff tits bungie. There is no female just male and thinner male.
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BREAKING: Tess Everis to offer "Light of the 34DD" titty buffs for $2.99!
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You know what? I'm okay with this.
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Must be a virgin
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Bump for boobs
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I'd rather have the glitches and the lag in the Game fixed first but that's jus me. You want your character to have huge tits...play tomb raider.
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I received the PlayStation exclusive chest piece Azoth Bend I for the Warlock. Perhaps you should try that. I provided a couple of pictures for example. http://i.imgur.com/XmciNMt.jpg
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This topic is depressing.
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Boob Bump for Lady Lumps!
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I tried to come up with a reason why not... Couldn't. Especially since bungie just made a news article about saving the ta ta's... Hahaha
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BUMP FOR BOOBS!
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I'll bump for boobs any day! Who doesn't like a nice pair... ^^
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Wear Armormentarium. Problem solved :)
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Because armor isn't about being practical or keeping people alive. It's all about dat sex appeal. [spoiler]Nah, I get why people want it. Personally I like things as they are.[/spoiler]
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https://www.google.com/search?q=warframe+female&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAWoVChMI6-arl4DHyAIVwpIeCh2wVwp_#imgrc=eztzoJZBpv85JM%3A
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Well Microtransactions exist now... So maybe they'll take a page from DoA and sell sexy armor sets
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At least one of my Titan's chest armors create a uni-boob.
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Having them IRL I kinda like like that my hunter isn't stuck in "hey look at my boobs" armor. I don't want more chest on my characters. However, a body slider similar to the one used in Perfect World would be nice. More Boob if you want, less boob if you don't.
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Armor that has the visible breast lumps would be way more detrimental than normal flat armor as the domes would cave in causing greater damage. Same thing with helms with horns. The Vikings actually not ever wore them because they could easily be grabbed and guess what happens after that? Broken neck. Aaaanyways. #bringbacktheboobies