Yo mama is so fat she falls over to stop armies
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Okay this girl and this guy were dating for a few months the the guy says to the girl "Will you marry me?" And the girl goes "No, you're ugly."
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Yo mama's so fat that she complains when the comets that hit her because of her gravitational pull and says the mosquitoes are out.
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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. He was soooooooo ugly that everybody died. The End
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your mammas so fat, she has her own area code. your mammas like a hardware store: 3 cents a skrew. your mammas like a door knob: everyone gets a turn. your mammas like a TV: even a 2 year old can turn her on.
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ok this is a good one two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked *crickets chirping*
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Yo mama's like a bicycle: everybody gets a ride
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ha ha ha get it he [b] DUCKED[/b] meaning he didnt walk into the bar ha ha ha whoo hoo ahem so uh tough croud huh? [Edited on 6/29/2004 6:13:35 PM]
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Yo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil G Yo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.[/quote] Oh dear...
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Now Thats funny. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MakaVeli4LIfe1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil G Yo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.[/quote] Oh dear...[/quote]
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap
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