Your Browsing the Forums Hoping Shotguns are dead When out of the corner of your eye you spot him ShesMyNerd He's Charging you, about 15 feet back He equips bladedancer and blinks He's Gaining on You ShesMyNerd Your looking for your Thorn but your all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see there are tears on his face, My Deej, there's Tears everywhere! Running for your life From ShesMyNerd He's brandishing a Felwinters Its ShesMyNerd Blinking and Shotgunning, Legendary Crybaby ShesMyNerd Stalking the rumble ShesMyNerd Crying for Sport BLINKING OVER BODIES! Actual, Shotgunner ShesMyNerd Now its Game 2 and you have seem to lost him But Mercy Rule is active soon You creep silently around The Anonamly Aha! In The Distance! A sniper without blink on-Hope! You Message him, "Good Game M8", But He falls to the ground, a slug in his back! The Chaperon (Annoying, Annoying) Hard Quest Line (Earned it, Earned it) Now its right in front of you!] BUT HE DIES, ITS SHES MY NERD Recharging his blink, ShesMyNerd But He doesn't see you tether ShesMyNerd Your sneaking up behind him BACKSTABBING CRYBABY SHESMYNERD Fighting for your life with ShesMyNerd Whining over nerfs with ShesMyNerd Stab him in the back Safe at last from ShesMyNerd You walk away from Flag C Blood Oozing from your sore eyes You've beat ShesMyNerd Wait! He Isnt Dead! Lag Surprise! A Last word to your head and death in his eyes But you know Blink too! (You Bladedancer too!) Blink over Crybaby ShesMyNerd! Legendary Duel with ShesMyNerd! Normal Laggy Fight for ShesMyNerd! You try to bladedance ShesMyNerd But energy is draining from your super! He lags through every swipe, he blinks over your head You Shadestep to the right, you catch him in the neck Your teabagging his Ghost now! You have just -blam!- ShesMyNerd He sends you a message, expressionless You fall to your Iphone, and post on the forums "I BEAT CRYBABY SHESMYNERD HE ISNT EVEN GOOD LOL SCRUB" The End

Full auto shotties are in now!

Remember when pocket infinity was super op

Shot package was never needed lol I don't need no ravioli shot package

The worst thing more than shotguns are fusion rifles

I still use my pocket infinity but for my light level im using some other one let me check

Everytime I get a fusion rifle it immediately gets dismantled. Lmao. Have fun with ur mediocre gun

Was last week the only time it was available so far? I went to Banshee earlier and couldn't find that model/brand for sale (I don't think he has any FRs actually...)

Honestly, fusion rifles were never really gone, just unseen. I used one for a few crucible games back when it was all thorn and shotguns, and I was killing shotgun rushers very often. People just didnt use them... I personally dont because im not a big fan. Even when they were nuts, i didnt use them.

NERF fusion rifles. What? You like that fusion rifle? Ok, hey Bungie, NERF it! Ruin my weaponry and I'll ruin yours. Tit for tat. Hahaha. [spoiler]fgts like you get my PVE weaponry ruined. Here's an organic, gluten-free cookie for your delicate tummy. Now, go outside and MAN THE FÚCK UP![/spoiler]