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10/9/2015 9:14:09 AM
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Dumped ;-;
So I just got dumped for looking at my girlfriends moms butt... [spoiler]heh...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOn the bright side, she just saved you from potentially years of hassle and torment. If she dumps you over just looking at someone...no rational discussion, nothing else, she's going to make you miserable. Unless you were leering. Do you often leering at other females?
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1 ReplyWell it's normal, you have to look at the mom to see what gf will look like in 20ish years.
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1 ReplyIf you want your girlfriend back, you're gunna have to look longingly at her butt now. That's how you initiate relationships. Trust me, I'm a relationship guru.
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1 ReplyIf she didn't dump you, you could've convinced her to have a threesome with you and her mom. I'm just telling the truth.
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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Worth
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Owned lol
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1 ReplyIts only acceptable if it was a nice butt. Rate outta 10.
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1 ReplyShould've just said you were looking into the future and you liked what you saw
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3 RepliesDeserved it.
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Edited by Nixtress: 10/9/2015 1:35:57 PMHaha. Correct reaction: "Is there something wrong with your mum's butt?"
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1 ReplyA milestone in every young man's life. Crack open a beer and enjoy this moment.
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Lol[spoiler]I'm not laughing at you ...[/spoiler]
