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Edited by Snarkii: 9/22/2015 5:41:34 AM
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The Lives of Three Classes: Take 9 (Continuation of Take 8) {The "100 Followers" and "Guess the Gender" Edtion}

Girl, they're totally a girl. It seems fitting.

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Boy, definitely a boy. I can feel it.

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Maybe they're neither?

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It seems like yesterday when I first came upon these forums. I felt awkward against the stern-faced community, I had [b]something[/b] funny to say, something funny to do, I'd [i]juggle[/i] for you people. Buuuuuut a majority of the forums were complaining about OP classes (or anything else in general), which class was "Master 'Race'", bashing, and so on and so forth. It wasn't until the first of March that I found my passion, my purpose on the forums; to write about the three Classes of Destiny. I wanted to make a teeny tiny change to the community. And thus, [i][b]The Lives of Three Classes[/b][/i] was born. "[i]This is kind of like a Red vs. Blue thing just with Destiny. It's wonderful. I'd read it over and over again.[/i]" "[i]These are a thrill to read.[/i]" "[i]This is perfect. Made my night. Could not stop reading.[/i]" These are only some of the kind words people have told me, and it makes me feel really swell. I try to pour as much imagination and creativity as I can into my stories, and I reached 100 followers recently and it feels great. Though it can't compare to others, it's nice to know that I have readers of my blurbs and stories. So to all my followers, new and old. [b]Thank you[/b]! You've also known my characters for a mighty long time. The Titan; a docile, loyal soul, yet latent with violence The Hunter; the awesome, cocky "jerk", also a form of comic relief And the Warlock; an extremely insecure, uptight yet mysterious individual, and a "control freak" They all balance each other out. But enough about that. This is about the Warlock. Sure, they can hold their own(ish). They smell like a new form of baby wipes every day. Or a new type of bubble bath. They aren't as athletic as the Hunter, not as strong as the Titan. They get spooked easily. They're prone to jump into either the Hunter's or Titan's arms upon spookage. Yet... They hold the team together. Although they won't admit it, they love their team. But they want to keep it "strictly professional". They aren't violent outside of the field, but when duty calls, [b]duty calls[/b]. They always strive to educate their team in the best of their ability. But, now's the time that I revealed the Warlock's gender (most likely in the 10th Take), so that they can be [i]fully[/i] accustomed to the team. [i]I want you guys to consider everything the Warlock's done in the recent Takes, and take a guess![/i] [quote]Missed a recent Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/153016786 (Take 8) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Post your Ideas + Snark's Future Stories)[/quote] [quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [i]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock[/b] Likes being secluded Fascinated with storms Reads on a regular basis Secretly otaku [b]Hunter[/b] Gets bored quickly, unless you're talking about [i]him[/i] of course Likes taking cat naps Is probably a cat person Likes playing video games [b]Titan[/b] Known to carry his teammates, in more ways than one Always standing guard of his teammates (yes, that includes not sleeping) Eats because it's "fun" Prone to saying stupid...or scary things (like if you said you liked dipping your chicken wings in ranch sauce, [i]he'd[/i] say he likes dipping his chicken wings in the blood of his enemies) [b]"A real Thorn in my (Back)side" Conclusion[/b] [b]Ikora Rey[/b]: So, he's been behaving this way after he was shot? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Poking a random Sweeperbot* Boop! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Sighs, nodding* [b]Titan[/b]: *Trying to take control of the Hunter* O-okay! That's enough for today! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Clings to the Sweeperbot now* But I don't wanna! [b]Titan[/b]: *Tries to pull the Hunter off of the Sweeperbot* Come on, just let go! [b]Hunter[/b]: I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wannaaaaaaa! [b]Sweeperbot[/b]: *Didn't really care, just wanted to keep sweeping* [b]Ikora Rey[/b]: Hmm, did you try to locate the bullet? [b]Warlock[/b]: Oh, we found it... It was in his... *Clears throat, and leans in closer to Ikora to whisper, as if they were about to say something terribly vulgar* [i]Posterior[/i]... [b]Ikora Rey[/b]: Oh my... Well then, sucking the poison out is completely off the list of options... The only thing you [i]can[/i] do, is wait for the poison to wear off... [b]Warlock[/b]: And that is in...? [b]Ikora Rey[/b]: Twenty-four hours... *[I]END OF FLASHBACK[/I]* [b]Titan[/b]: *Laughs* That was probably the weirdest thing that ever happened! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Chortles* It was indeed a sight to behold. [b]Hunter[/b]: *Flustered, blushing in embarrassment* Okay, okay! I get it! I was acting stupid, [B]OKAY[/B]? Quit harping about it! [b]Titan[/b]: Oh yeah! Remember when you used your cloak like wings? *[i]FLASHBACK[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Still poisoned, he runs around the Tower, holding both edges of his cloak and flapping them like wings* BROOOOOOOOOM! BROOOOOOOOOM! *[i]END OF FLASHBACK[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: *Starts laughing again* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! [b]Hunter[/b]: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, [B]SHUT UP[/B]! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Chuckling subtly* Forgive us, Hunter, but you were just acting so ridiculous! [b]Hunter[/b]: Can it! Or else [i]I'll[/i] remind you guys of something [b]you[/b] don't wanna be reminded of! [b]Titan[/b] & [b]Warlock[/b]: What is it...? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Chuckles smugly* Hehe, remember when you and the Warlock almost got [i]married[/i]? [b]Titan[/b] & [b]Warlock[/b]: [B][I]NO![/I][/B] [b]The Lives of Three Classes Story, "PANIC"[/b] [b]Titan, Warlock, Hunter[/b] TOWER, MORNING [b]Titan[/b]: *Talking with the Hunter* Hey, Hunt? Do you think that the Warlock would like to go Mars with us? [b]Hunter[/b]: Meh, if they don't chicken out... [b]Titan[/b]: Let's go ask them, then! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Sighs* Fine, fine fine... *[i]Meanwhile, in their home...[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Reading in their bed with their helmet off* Oh, Warlock Holmes, you are completely brilliant! *Chuckles as they turn to the next page, about to enjoy themselves further... until they hear footsteps approaching!* O-oh dear! *Closes their book and jumps out of their bed, looking around for their helmet* Where did I put it?! *[i]Outside the Warlock's room, the Titan and Hunter were approaching...[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: All I'm saying, is that [i]maybe[/i] the Warlock just needs a gentle push in the right direction. [b]Hunter[/b]: Exactly [i]how[/i] gentle are you gonna be with them? You gotta be [b]rough[/b]! *[I]Inside the Warlock's room...[/i] [b]Warlock[/b]: *PANICKING* NONONONONONO! *Tearing all of their books off of their bookshelf* How hard is it to find a [i]helmet[/i]?! *Looks under their bed* WHERE IS IT?! *[i]Outside of the Warlock's room...[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: I [i]personally[/i] think there's something going on between you and the Warlock... [b]Hunter[/b]: NOTHING'S "GOING ON", DUMB-- *[i]Inside the Warlock's room...[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: Aha! *Finds their helmet behind their desk, and puts it on as soon as the door to their room opens* [b]Titan[/b]: *Enters the room* Hey, Warlock! Me and the Hunter were just wondering if-- [b]Hunter[/b]: *Cuts off the Titan* If you'd like to go to Mars of something. Because you're [i]always[/i] stuck in here. [b]Titan[/b]: ...[b]Don't interrupt me[/b]... [b]Hunter[/b]: O-oh, yeah sure! *Laughs nervously* Sorry! [b]Titan[/b]: *Goes back to his happy, happy self again as he looks back at the Warlock* So, how about it? [b]Warlock[/b]: Of course, that doesn't sound so bad... [b]Titan[/b]: Then let's go! *Leaves the room, with the Hunter following behind him* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Starts to follow them, but...* By the Traveler's Light, why can't I see-- OOF-- *Bumps into a wall, their helmet was on backwards...* [quote]TAKE 10 ALONG WITH A NEW WRITING STYLE: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/154537425[/quote]

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