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The Lives of Three Classes Stuff

Warlock

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Hunter

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Titan

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I see you've stumbled upon one of my monstrosities. As I've said a million times over; Weeeeeeelcooooome! This is my little post for all my ideas and requests that sprout up for TLoTC, and any updates that I might have in store. Just feel free to request some stories and I'll add them up here. RANDOM QUESTION: Who would you like to see more of? You know, like have some solo stories! [b]COMPLETED STORIES[/B] Abyss Defiant Idiots (Crota's End) "Special Delivery!" Chinky A Real Thorn in my (Back)side PANIC Without the Helmet What's the Rush? [B]STORY IN PROGRESS[/B] Back to the Future! [B]REQUESTED AND UNMADE STORIES[/B] Quoth the Nightstalker "This is [i]Bow[/i] overrated..." (The Hunter tries to summon his very first Dusk Bow, but fails... Repeatedly... Will he [i]ever[/i] be able to summon one? Requested by shadowwolfeXx3) Under the Thunder Blunders (A thunderstorm cuts the power in the Tower. What can one do when that happens? Camp in and tell spooky stories, of course! Requested by HattyMcHattles) No good Vandal! (Randal the Vandal strikes! Epic battling ensues! Requested by Primal Luna) Prison of Whiners (The Trio have a few choice words to say about the final Cabal boss in the Prison of Elders. Curse those changing shields! Requested by GmanTX22) Rahool, Sweeper, Dreg, oh my! (The Trio find an ancient body-switching device hidden deep within the Tower, but something goes [i]horribly[/i] wrong. The Trio are now in the bodies of Master Rahool, the Sweeperbot, and a Dreg! Imagine having the entire Tower wanting to beat you up, cleaning up with no appreciation, and having EVERYONE wanting to shoot at you. Run, Guardians, run! Requested by GmanTX22) Kitten with Mittens (The Hunter finds a kitten in the Tower and soon grows attached to it. So attached, that he can't do anything without it! Don't be deceived by the fluff, Hunter! Requested by the BUBBA_Q1) Rootin' Tootin' Defendin' Rasputin! (S.A.B.E.R Strike. The Trio are charged with the task of defending the Warmind, Rasputin. Can they do it [i]without[/i] being distracted by random things? Requested by BUBBA_Q1) We Built this Wall on Rock and Roooooll! (The creation of the wall, and a klutzy Titan who made it harder for it to be built. Requested by SmoggyPluto) Let's [i]RRRRRift[/i] it up! (Crucible, Rift. The Trio try to see who among themselves can land the Spark, if they don't sabotage [i]each other[/i] instead of the opposing team. Requested by The Timeless) Rockets de Infinium (Valus Ta'aurc Strike. How many rockets could Valus Ta'aurc rocket, if the rockets couldn't rock it? Requested by Jcaf8) That Kind of Obsidian Mind (The Warlock educates the Hunter on the greatness of Obsidian Mind, because, as the Hunter says, "It's just a stupid rock..." Requested by Jcaf8) Circumstantial Evidence (The Warlock's newly bought Voidfang Vestments has been carved in with the words "YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE". Who could've done this? Obviously the Hunter, despite the Warlock having no evidence saying that it's so. Requested by Jcaf8) Out there be Shadows (Xûr revisits the Tower after his vacation to wrap up his job. But this time, Xûr got the Trio curious. They follow him back to wherever he came from, let's just say it's fairly [i]exotic[/i]. Requested by The Juggernaut) Look's like we'll have to Reef it! (The Trio are called to the Reef by Petra Venj, Emissary of the Queen. Requested by Jcaf8) Self Revive vs. Invisibility (The Hunter and Warlock try to determine what's more superior, invisibility or the abIlity to self resurrect? Requested by Anonymous) [b]SNARK'S DRAFTS[/b] We are Guardians... [i]Kinder[/i]guardians... (The Trio battle the Darkness... Pint-sized style....) Get ready to RUMBLLLEEE! (The Trio decide to go at it in a Rumble... But one of them brought a shotgun to the fight.) Parenthood (The Trio get a taste of what it's like to be parents.) Why so serious? (The Titan and Hunter convince the Warlock to lighten up. She lightens up, alright. [i]Too[/i] much.) How hard can it be? (The Hunter declares how easy it is to be a Titan. After all, all one has to do is punch, right? WRONG.) Glow... Who? (The casualties of wearing Glowhoo in the Crucible.) Fallen for you! (Aksor, the Archon Priest, kidnaps the Warlock with intentions of [i]marrying[/i] her! Hunter & Titan ain't having that...) You give me Hives... (The Trio are now official members of the Hive... Perfect.) Let's Splat the World Together! ...Or at least the Tower... (The Trio decides to ink it up in the Tower. Hopefully nobody [i]else[/i] in the Tower minds getting a little splat.) [b]DISCLAIMER: [i]I couldn't help but notice in some of my Takes that some people are slightly (a bit of an understatement, maybe?) upset about the personalities I've chosen to give the characters. Rest assured, I added the satire tag for a reason, meaning it's not really supposed to be taken seriously. But, I will, as I've mentioned before, tune personalities still, so don't rustle your jimmies just yet.[/i] [/b]

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  • I would like to see why so serious

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  • Ooh, parenthood? [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wants to see that [/spoiler]

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  • Ooh.... I can think of multiple take stories. Um, how about Warlock dragged Titan along (just cause) to another Warlock's research lab, and while the two talk science, Titan will be walking around breaking stuff, and just 'monkeying' around a little! XD (not sure what to call it) Another idea, titled something like: Control Freaks in Control. Basically, the trio goes and takes apart in a Control match, but will the Guardians work together to claim each point, or will they be to busy squabbling on who gets to put the flag down? Another... It would start like: If Ogres are angry because they hunger, then why don't we give them DONUTS? Titan logic, as he somehow brought a box of doughnuts to the Phogoth strike. Will he succeed in pacifing the beast?

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  • For now on, can you remove your links from spoilers at the end of your takes and just have them as links? In spoilers they link you to your browser

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    • Once again, the Hunt's in the lead. SERIOUSLY, WHOEVER LIKES THE HUNTER PLEASE SOUND OFF. HE JUST SUDDENLY HAD A VOTE SPIKE.

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      • I've been reading your stories on my breaks throughout the day, and I must say they are both funny and entertaining. If I had any one complaint, it's that I've had a really hard time getting the story from beginning to end. Or "Takes" as you've been calling them. A lot of the links provided don't work. You should make some sort of directory for sure.

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        • [b][i][u]WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?![/u][/i][/b]

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        • Guys we should probabally let snark get the stories he has done and then request new ones.

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        • Edited by Jcaf8: 10/12/2015 2:38:26 AM
          [b]Night stalk-her[/b] The Hunter learns to walk the void, but also takes interest of a girl Hunter

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          • Hunter gets really sad about how he's starting to lack in the "cool" department. So he goes to buy the best emotes Tess can offer... But wheres he gonna get the silver?

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          • David Tennant!! I miss that Doctor

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            • Edited by MinkfordBrimley: 10/12/2015 8:55:39 PM
              I've got an idea. I don't have a name planned out, but the idea is that while fighting the vex, the Titan is pulled through a timegate. It switches him with an alternate timeline Titan who is the exact opposite! Basically, he is a huge jerk. The team must cope with his total and utter dickishness while trying to find a way to get their Titan back

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            • Edited by TheAshenTiefling: 10/12/2015 2:51:36 PM
              (Idk a gud title) The trio has to go to the dust palace to fight another BRIGHT trio, the psion flayers (and hunt gloats about his new lazer cloak afterwards maybe)

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            • I just thought of one (:. The tower is under attack by the taken... but the trio are the only guardians at the tower. How will they win this fight... They've been caught with their pants down.

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                The Titan goes to Mercury and gets his hammers and comes back to the other 2 and starts playing hammer "tag"

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              • How about were the Trio meet Oryx and then they go on a hunt for him

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                • What about this? Warlock and Hunter join in the faction wars. I could see hunter being in FWC and Warlock in New Monarchy.

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                  • Please have the trio enter the chaperone contest and try to beat each other.

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                    • A thunderstorm cuts the power, so everyone gathers around and takes turns telling spooky stories.

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                      • DUDE THE HUNTER AND WARLOCK HAVE TO FIGHT RANDAL THE VANDAL WHILE THE TITAN EATS DONUTS Do it for me? :p

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                        • The Hunter and Warlock's votes are neck and neck, WOW.

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                        • Haha, the Hunter and Warlock's votes seem to be fighting each other!

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                        • Lol they die and are reincarnated as Sweeper bot, a measly dreg, and master rahool

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                          • They need to do a prison of Elders

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                            • Edited by Agent NovaScotia: 9/22/2015 2:42:54 AM
                              How about one where the trio finds a dog or cat and decides to adopt it as a pet. I have a felling the Hunter may or may not teach it to attack the warlock.

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                              • And it also seems that the Hunter's votes have jumped significantly! Where his fans at?

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