* Babes * Free health care * Free schools (even those run by companies other than the gov) * Skiing * cold winters * Liberal socialism * Abba * Vikings (those guys who haven't existed here in a thousand years) * Moose * "Lagom" * Abba * Scandinavian extreme metal * Stockholm is the worlds second best tech city per capita * Old stuff * High tech steel * Lots of private space * One of the world's most equal countries * Swedish meatballs * Abba * Missing screws (IKEA) * Swedish meatheads * Koenigsegg * Really safe cars (Volvo and SAAB (rip)) * Guy who kicks balls and makes a shit ton of money (Zlatan) * Yngwie Malmsteen (those leather pants are too tight)