Today.... I have become what I despise the most in PvP.... I used the Thorn.
It started out innocently enough.. I just logged in for a few matches... And I was doing terrible. I wasn't even going positive... Normally I'm in the top 3 of my team but I was just in a bad slump.... I tried using different weapons but nothing was working for me. Auto-rifles, pulse rifles, hand cannons you name it I tried it and failed miserably.
After what felt like my 89th consecutive loss, I returned to the tower. Feeling beaten. I looked in at my vault to maybe find something to bring my mojo back.
And there it was. The Thorn. In all its infamy. It's been collecting dust since I maxed it out, ive never even used it in crucible before. I didn't want to....
But I was desperate. And it's power seduced me.
I grabbed it and the second I equipped it I felt dirty. Soiled. Violated. And yet... It felt so right.
In the seconds before the match started I thought to myself... "It's not too late to turn back."
But it was. I had turned to the Darkside. And there was no going back. I just wanted a few games where things went my way.
I crushed the enemy team almost single-handedly. One of them sent me hate mail. And after seeing such improvement I wondered if it was me or the gun. Either way I didn't care. I was thoroughly satisfied.
I realized now I was wrong. I would like to apologize to the Destiny community as well as my mother because she didn't raise me like that.
Don't misunderstand. I am sorry. But I'm not going to stop using this God of a weapon. I plan on getting my fill and then some. I'm going to use it until bungie nerfs it into the ninth dimension.
You cannot save someone from themselves. It's too late for me..
If you see me in the Crucible. Then, I say to you; in the words of lord shaxx. "The crucible is no place for mercy". Bring it on guardians.
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God you make me so horny
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No apology needed pal, you can use what you want.
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dredgen yor would be proud
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Why wouldn't you use it i mean you worked countless hours on both the bounty and maxing it? It's really a shame a bunch of kids complaining could dictate ones feelings about using something you earned.
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Lol welcome to the dark side with 60% of the PvP community.
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You have joined the Dark Side of the For... I mean Crucible.
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[quote]Today.... I have become what I despise the most in PvP.... I used the Thorn. It started out innocently enough.. I just logged in for a few matches... And I was doing terrible. I wasn't even going positive... Normally I'm in the top 3 of my team but I was just in a bad slump.... I tried using different weapons but nothing was working for me. Auto-rifles, pulse rifles, hand cannons you name it I tried it and failed miserably. After what felt like my 89th consecutive loss, I returned to the tower. Feeling beaten. I looked in at my vault to maybe find something to bring my mojo back. And there it was. The Thorn. In all its infamy. It's been collecting dust since I maxed it out, ive never even used it in crucible before. I didn't want to.... But I was desperate. And it's power seduced me. I grabbed it and the second I equipped it I felt dirty. Soiled. Violated. And yet... It felt so right. In the seconds before the match started I thought to myself... "It's not too late to turn back." But it was. I had turned to the Darkside. And there was no going back. I just wanted a few games where things went my way. I crushed the enemy team almost single-handedly. One of them sent me hate mail. And after seeing such improvement I wondered if it was me or the gun. Either way I didn't care. I was thoroughly satisfied. I realized now I was wrong. I would like to apologize to the Destiny community as well as my mother because she didn't raise me like that. Don't misunderstand. I am sorry. But I'm not going to stop using this God of a weapon. I plan on getting my fill and then some. I'm going to use it until bungie nerfs it into the ninth dimension. You cannot save someone from themselves. It's too late for me.. If you see me in the Crucible. Then, I say to you; in the words of lord shaxx. "The crucible is no place for mercy". Bring it on guardians.[/quote] ^^This had me cracking up while taking a dump^^ ...haha
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I feel like thorn is fitting into it's roll as something you should be ashamed of using, but still can't resist. It's like the bounty quest has crossed over into real life.
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Im sorry to say that the only thing that can redeem you from being a filthy Thorn low life now is ritual suicide or sacrificing ten goats to the Crucible gods.
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Can we have a dual?
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Lol, laughed a few times thanks to your post. Nice one
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pulse rifle are the way forward, ive destroyed thorn users with the rare im using now, I destroyed them so much one guy switched his thorn for messenger, and i still destroyed him, thorns days are coming to an end so enjoy it while you can the nerf is coming pre ttk
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Handcannons are mainstream now. Lol, can't even go positive with one now,
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I think the last word is way worse than thorn, personally I use messenger
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I felt the same way when I started using it. Then I got tlw and I haven't looked back. But hey, they aren't op if everyone else is using them too, right...right. Yes, I must have, must use it. My precious