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7/6/2015 12:46:44 PM
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Times you got caught!!!
Tell us funny times you git caught jerkin it!!!
One time I was going at it and my dad comes in my room and catches me and starts laughing hard as hell, life was never the same!
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Edited by XXI: 7/9/2015 9:14:53 PMYeah no. xD
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5 RepliesI cannot masturbate.
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1 ReplyÌ døńt kñõw whát thàt īś
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2 RepliesNever have been caught, never will be caught
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Edited by SweedPlays: 7/8/2015 6:09:13 PMDidn't delete my search history after I was done
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I'm too sneaky. Never been caught
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I was in my room and my mom walked in
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I've never been caught. Cuz I'm a ninja
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3 RepliesI haven't been caught doing that, but I have had my internet history discovered twice by my folks. That was when I was around 12 years old, and each time was quite dramatic. I remembered swearing that I would never do it again... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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8 RepliesNever been caught. Best time is >turn on shower >??? >get in shower for a couple of minutes >get out
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Never been caught but when I was younger they found my internet history lol, now they will never find it :P The other day I found my little brother's Google history 'Kim Kardashian having sex' I was like what the hell but I kept it to myself lol
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Haven't been caught yet. Had a few very close calls though.
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4 RepliesHavent been caught but im pretty sure my parents know
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7 RepliesMy wife caught me last night while trying to super sneak a fap with her sleeping next to me.
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1 ReplyFreaking Texas
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3 RepliesI was drunk and passed out holding my wanker....my girlfriend walked in, batman was exposed and it got pretty akward for my head wasnt wearing my mask
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Your dad laughed when he caught me too
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I never have been caught fapping. If I did, I'd stare them right in the eyes and finish.
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Is it considered "getting caught" if I publicly masturbate?
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I never have been caught. I go ninja when doing it. I'm typing this with my mom right across from me
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1 ReplyOnce my dad caught me but I now have 500 lbs of dirt on him so he can't spill it to anyone
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I'm only 12
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1 ReplyLeft a laminated sports illustrated swimsuit edition picture in the shower. when I was done my dad found it a couple hours later. He walks up to me and says laminated huh? So that what you bought that for. I was confused at first, and then it dawned on me I left the picture in the shower. Heart sunk and I felt like a total dumbass. Was the only thing on my mind for the next couple weeks. Haha the teenage years.
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5 RepliesMy step dad caught me -blam!-ing 3 times. Once in my room, twice on the couch.
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I was in middle school and my mom walked in on me jerking off in the shower. I -blam!-ing crack up whenever she brings that story up.
