because of what xur is selling this week I truly believe xur needs to be eliminated. who could actually buy universal remote and not stop using it one day later.
edit: the results clearly show that xur needs to be eliminated. if only we had guns in the tower.
edit 2: this joke hasn't gone far enough.
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42 gjallarhorn salute
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They could just drop a crate every week for us to get heavy from.
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No pls I still need my bones of eao
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Kakarot
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We should buy weapons from the nine themselves:)
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I like universal emote tho you must not have a trained eye
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I keep getting helm of saints and voidfang vestment from him>:|
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Kill him later. I still need Don't Touch Me and Celestial Nighthawk ;-;
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What? Where's the #humor tag?
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Nope just got the ram.... So happy!!!!
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No I love those plasma drives he brings! ; - ;
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Let's kill him with his own Items.
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Ever watch "The Mask" ? Xur would whip out 50 Gjallarhorn's and lock onto your anus.
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Can we wait till he Brings the bones of eao? I'll rob him and then we can kill him....
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Please no
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Fuel beam can't melt steel jet
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I remember hearing that later into the game xur would turn on us and anything we bought from him would be stripped from us
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Dibs on the Exotic Shards
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His will is not his own.
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We will eliminate you for saying such terrible things, besides, Xurs not alive.
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He sold universal remote 2 WEEKS AGO! (Although red death is really helpful.)
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Take universal remote into crucible along with vestian dynasty and wreck people's shit. Make sure you have them both at 365 first
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I dont want it because i really liked him when i was a kinderguardian! I always looked out to friday and if i vote yes i will feel like i just dumped him without any thanks
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Why don't you buy the remote? It's fun. At least for collecting? You got a long way to go, bud in this game before trying to kill off xur
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Xur is like your parents. He raises you from a little kindergaurdian to one with all the exotic to the point where you dont want his gear (parental advice) anymore.
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No I would still rather get my heavy from him rather than the gunsmith