Here is a story to lighten the mood Ok so this story takes place in a world called cheerio world. And in cheerio world there are social classes, the at the bottom there are the regular Cheerios which are the poor and homeless. Next up there are the honey nut Cheerios that are like the middle working class. Then the frosted Cheerios which are like your managers and stuff so they are pretty far up there. Next are the blueberry frosted Cheerios which are your CEOs and such. And at the very top are the strawberry frosted Cheerios which are movie stars, people with record labels, etc So we start out with a Cheerio called Dave, and Dave is just a regular cheerio but one day he decides to turn his life around and get a job. So he goes to the local cheerio mart (like Walmart but a little sketchy) and he talks to the manager about getting a job there, and the manager says "Yeah I like you, you can have a job here". So just like that Dave is promoted to honey nut cheerio. So Dave is working hard to make his living and one day he sees this girl cheerio named cherry and this cheerio is like mff so good to Dave. So they go on a couple dates and Dave is like yeah she's the one and they get married after a year of dating. So life is going pretty good for Dave he's got a job a great wife and has become very good friends with the manager. But one day as Dave is working he gets called into the managers office. The manager says to Dave " look I've got good news and bad news... Which do you want first?" So Dave decides to take the bad news first so the good news will cover it up. The manager says "the bad news is that I'm leaving cheerio mart." And Dave is like "what, why?! It's been such a great couple years here and we are such good friends..." Then the manager says "well the good news is that I'm leaving to become CEO of cheerio mart and I want you to be the new manager!" So Dave and Cherry, just like that get promoted to frosted cheerio! So Daves life is going so good right now he is manager of cheerio mart and has a great wife, Cherry. So after a year or so cherry and Dave have kids, one girl and one boy, the boy is John and the girl is Ashley, and Dave just knows they are going places in life. A few months later Dave and the CEO are having coffee and the manager brings up the topic of him retiring because he is getting kinda old and just doesn't really want to deal with a business anymore. But the CEO says to Dave "if I'm going to retire I'm going to need to fill my position... Will you take my position as CEO of cheerio mart?" And Dave agrees right away. So as the old CEO retires and Dave fills his spot as CEO, guess what happens now? That's right dave and the fam is promoted to BLUEBERRY. FROSTED.CHEERIO. And we all know that the blueberry frosted and the strawberry frosted have connections with eachother. And after a couple years John gets a girlfriend and Ashley gets a boyfriend. John gets a record label and Ashley gets to be a movie star. So because they are so far up the social tiers the whole family is promoted to STRAWBERRY. FROSTED. CHEERIOS. And because they are strawberry frosted now and they have connections, the fam is invited to a strawberry frosted party. So they are at the party and they are getting kinda thirsty because they have been dancing all night. So they go over to the milk line and since Cheerios love milk there is a huuuuge line there and they don't wanna wait that long, so they go over to the water line and there is still kinda a long line so they go over to the soda line and there isn't really a soda line but they really aren't feeling soda, so they go over to the punch line, and there is no punch line