The Superblack shader will allow you to:
Run 100% faster
Jump 100% Higher
Allow you to steal glimmer
Allow you to get thrown into the prison of elders
Grant you access to the secret KFC hidden in the tower
Give you an emote that puts your hands in the air
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Will it give me a bigger... super[spoiler]you thought I was gonna say d*ck [/spoiler]
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Will they be in the air like we just don't care? That sort of frivolity in a time of war is dangerous. You've always gotta care.