1 to change it.
1 to blame Bush for the lightbulb going out.
1 to insist that changing light bulbs is worth $15 per hour.
1 to say that the rich should replace everyone's lightbulbs.
1 to say that lightbulbs are racist because they are white.
1 to say that a women or minority changing a lightbulb is just as big an achievement as a white male inventing the lightbulb.
1 to say (dishonestly) that if you like your current illumination plan, you can keep it.
1 to issue an executive act to give amnesty to millions of illegally imported lightbulbs.
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You made a funny. I like the funny.
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But couldn't one do all that by himself?
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- Ban all "assault" light bulbs that are too bright, think of the children
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Haha so true
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This is funny
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Lol, funny
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I love it
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Could we have comparison of (insert your favored political party here) and their better plans for changing light bulbs?
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When it's all said and done, both parties take a trip to Bohemian Grove.
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Who convinces us to go shatter light bulbs in another guys house because he could potentially throttle your electricity bill?
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But in the end the lightbulb at least gets changed and is working again while the Republicans are trying to blame the entire institution of light saying that changing bulbs costs too much and that things were better before light bulbs. If they eventually do decide to change the lightbulb they only do so after adding on the cost of destroying all the neighbors lightbulbs in the name of freedom.
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Edited by KDC: 6/23/2015 9:38:14 PMI am laughing so hard right now. Thanks for that.