I was in the middle of doing a carry-out for a woman who had just bought a trampoline. Immediately after she leaves and I'm taking back the L-cart, I hear someone behind me say "what the -blam!- is your problem!" I turn around to see who it is, and it's three people I knew from school. One of them comes up to me and pushes me back and says that I have been hitting on his girlfriend (it's a miracle he even has one). I told him I wasn't, but he continued to argue with me. He eventually takes a swing at me when the argument started to get heated and hit me in the cheek. I punch him in the stomach, grab the collar of his shirt, and pull him to the ground. One of the other two runs away while the other one comes up to me and tries to kick me. I move out of the way and I punch him in the chest. It was at this time that the guy who ran away came back with a baseball bat and hit me in the face, knocking me out cold. I wake up in the hospital, where a doctor tells me that my right leg is broken in two places, my right fore-arm is broken (good thing I'm left-handed), and have two broken ribs on the left side. I'm all patched up now, though. The doctor says I should be fine in a few months. Needless to say, the three people are going to be going to jail for 3 months. Edit: I am aware that it is bullshit they only are serving 3 months Edit; Forgot to say I'm not sure what there sentence is going to be, I was only taking an educated guess since I took a few law classes.