King Day at Burger King is coming up this Monday. We're to remember all those who died in prior wars protecting Burger King from attack and protecting our French Fries!
Welcome to the land of the Whopper and the home of the King. Let's all remember... but wait, this is all bullshit.
Burger King isn't in threat of being invaded. In fact, the last time a Burger King was invaded was in 2014 when a Burger King was burned to the ground by the British.
Here is a list of the countries the Burger King has invaded:
[quote] Egypt
Morocco
South Africa
Afghanistan
Cambodia
China
Bahrain
Hong Kong
India
Indonesia
Brunei
Iraq
Japan
Jordan
Kuwait
Kazakhstan
Lebanon
Malaysia
Maldives
Macao
Nepal
Oman
Pakistan
Philippines
Qatar
South Korea
Saudi Arabia
Singapore
Sri Lanka
Taiwan
Thailand
Timor-Leste
United Arab Emirates
Vietnam
Antigua and Barbuda
Aruba
Bahamas
Barbados
Cayman Islands
Curaçao
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Saint Lucia
Puerto Rico
Sint Maarten
Trinidad and Tobago
Andorra
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Faroe Islands
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Gibraltar
Hungary
Ireland
Italy
Macedonia
Malta
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Russia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
United Kingdom
Canada
Costa Rica
El Salvador
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
United States
Australia
Guam
Argentina
Bolivia
Brazil
Colombia
Chile
Ecuador
Guyana
Paraguay
Peru
Suriname
Uruguay
Venezuela
Australia
Finland
France
Greece
Iceland
Israel
Romania
Slovakia
Ukraine
United States Virgin Islands
Mexico
Argentina
Japan
Turkey
Germany
Florida
Israel
Italy
South Korea
Mexico
Netherlands
Singapore
Canada
Russia
Switzerland
Florida
United Kingdom[/quote]
The Burger King is protecting my freedom? Sure they are. Keep telling yourself that the Burger King is the only thing keeping other fast food franchises from selling human meat.
The Burger King is an invading force. It is not a force for defense. Prove me wrong if you can.
[spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]
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[quote]Florida[/quote]