My brother showed up today from school. Who's shown up on your porch?
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OP's mother and she's late, so she only gets half; I guess you don't get to eat tonight.
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Mormons.
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A dead cow with an alien parasite in its chest
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Huh... I forgot Duardo existed for a second (well, like a year or so).
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A lawnmower, I think my neighbors are trying to tell me something
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My friend. He came to visit today
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My imaginary pizza man. Damn I should have order imaginary olives!
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Only 11 more months.
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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/dXdGz
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Another Velociraptor. She said her name was Blue. She's raiding my kitchen. [spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
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Pizza delivery guy. From Papa John's.
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My house.
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I don't have a porch, but the tree nearby gets birds often.
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A bag of Dewitos
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A box! I don't know what's in it but I'm about to find out.
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Dorit
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No one
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Your GF
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Coons
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Be gone ninja no one wants you here
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The epic duck
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Necrowave it
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No one, I don't have a porch
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Police academy 4 and a few bionicles
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Dead bodies.
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Some 'salesman' who ding-dong-ditched me