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Edited by Crotas Left Nut:
5/24/2015 10:49:55 PM
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Shrek is love shrek is life Thorn Version
So I just found this in a forum about thorn and I'm laughing so hard so I want to share it with everyone
I was only 9 years old
>I loved Thorn so much, I had all the grimoire cards and 3d printed replicas
>I pray to Thorn every night before bed, thanking him for the kills I've been given
>"Thorn is love" I say; "Thorn is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a noob
>I know he was just jealous of my 2 headshot kills
>I called him a scrub
>He blink shotguns me and sends me to go play rumble with NLB
>I'm crying now, and my KD hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Thorn
>I am so happy
>It whispers into my ear "pchng pchng"
>It downs my shields with its DoT and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Thorn
>It penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Thorn
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Thorn
>It fires in a mighty pchng as it fills my butt with his DoT
>My dad walks in
>Thorn looks him straight in the eyes and says "git gud scrub"
>Thorn leaves and hides in my vault
>Thorn is love. Thorn is life.[/quote
English
#Destiny
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Necro
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All i have to say to that is [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c]This[/url]
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1 ReplyVideo version: http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
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Cnt BREATHE CANT STHAP LAFFING [b][i][u]NEED AIR[/u][/i][/b]
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2 RepliesMy favorite was "he blink shotguns me and sends me to rumble with NLB"
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Liek if u cri evry tiem
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I love the git gud scrub part
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I haven't seen something this funny in a while, the best part was when thorn looked in the dads eyes and said "git gud scrub"
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This made my day.
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holy shit this is the most magnificent thing I've read all day
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One of the most magnificent posts I have ever seen on these forums
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I can just image a giant gun flying through you're window and just going all out. Its because of you i have that image.
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Bump!
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Amazing and disgusting all at once
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This is strangely pleasing
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That awkward moment when everyone who likes this thread is coming out and just ackbowledged they're not straight. Nothing wrong with personal interests until you share it with everyone and the underage kids on this forum
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Best thing I've seen, lol
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[quote]So I just found this in a forum about thorn and I'm laughing so hard so I want to share it with everyone I was only 9 years old >I loved Thorn so much, I had all the grimoire cards and 3d printed replicas >I pray to Thorn every night before bed, thanking him for the kills I've been given >"Thorn is love" I say; "Thorn is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a noob >I know he was just jealous of my 2 headshot kills >I called him a scrub >He blink shotguns me and sends me to go play rumble with NLB >I'm crying now, and my KD hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Thorn >I am so happy >It whispers into my ear "pchng pchng" >It downs my shields with its DoT and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Thorn >It penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Thorn >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Thorn >It fires in a mighty pchng as it fills my butt with his DoT >My dad walks in >Thorn looks him straight in the eyes and says "git gud scrub" >Thorn leaves and hides in my vault >Thorn is love. Thorn is life.[/quote[/quote]
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6 RepliesCan't get any gayer that this, wtf?
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nerf thorn
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Give that man an oscar
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Beautiful
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1 ReplyReply so I can come back later
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So tired of seeing this gun in every game... ;(
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2 RepliesCan your Thorn penetrate me as well? Tell him im already moist and ready.
