( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 [b]Hands on your boobs, you're under arrest for creating a feminàzi shitpost without consulting the illuminati. We have a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trained on your position who will not hesitate to fire and ejaculate on your rekt corpse. Failure to comply with commands will result in illuminati justice. [/b]

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[quote]big ass brain[/quote] And you'll notice that they won't be using any of it.

What the -blam!- did you just post, you privileged white male? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Dartmouth, and I've been involved in numerous secret feminist organizations, and I have over 300 confirmed triggers. I am trained in crying when I don't get my way and I'm the top lecturer in my feminist debate group. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me on the internet? Think again -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Tumblr feminists across the USA and your privilege is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways., and that's just with my bare hands and my extremely annoying nagging. Not only am I extensively trained in nagging, but I have access to the entire emoticon collection on the internet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known the unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!-ing dead, you privileged white male.

God another idiot.

Lmao

Spotting a feminist is like spotting a PC gamer. They will tell you.

All you gotta do is put a banana in your ear

I'm not sexist, sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for feminists.

I recall a race that had bigger brains than homo-sapiens... Ah yes the unintelligent Neanderthals filthy primitives.

Next on the list. Say work my ass off in life. I plan on devoting all of my life to founding a multi trillion dollar research company that would make Google and Microsoft look like a joke. Say I make a lot of money from this. Say to make this money, I have worked 20 hours a day, seven days a week, traveled all around the world, have received six degrees from MIT, and am soon to be worth over 100 bil. I now don't deserve any of this because I am white and male? The worst crime I have committed when doing this so far is accidentally caused a prototype thorium nuclear fission reactor to almost meltdown. Only one man died, however it was his fault for WALKING INTO THE COOLANT TANK WITHOUT A RADIATION SUIT. Am I now a rapist evil crook that kills and hits women? What if I told you men like me around the world are likely never going to reproduce because last time I asked a girl out, I got pepper sprayed, accused of -blam!-, received a bite wound to the nose (scar is still there) and suspended from school? All I did was simply ask (from a distance of ten feet) "hey do you want to go to the dance tomorrow?" I ended up going to a non coed school. I also have had years of psychological problems, refuse to make an eye contact with women (due to fear) and maintain a distance of forty feet from a women at all times. Also since I am a non violent person, despite manufacturing government weapons, I refuse to hurt a man or animal or anything really (including machines. Machines are the only thing I have ever really loved.) I am now an automatic perverted evil rapist because I am male. See how this doesn't make sense? I am I. My mid twenties now, and I wish I at least tried to talk to a women in that time, but every time I get too close to a female, or make eye contact with them, I go into post traumatic stress symptoms. Also you know how it has been proven that in public violence being committed by a man against a women usually ends by the public intervening however when it is a women against a man the public looks and laughs, that happened. I was being laughed at by 200 students while I was being tazed, bitten, peppers sprayed, kicked, beaten, stabbed (she had a 6.1 inch tactical knife), among others. I was hospitalized for three months in a coma given three days to live. This was a fourteen year old girl. Imagine, three days of the eight grade left, and your nearly killed by some girl you've had a crush on since the seventh grade, and she turned out to be a feminazi. This is why I stay with machines. Machines are the only ones I will ever care for. However this story is apparently bullshit because I am a white male. Funny comparison [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] ideology against the Jews: "Jews are evil, lying, -blam!-, thieving, crooks who are responsible for all of the crimes and problems we have. Radical feminist ideology against men: "Men are evil, lying, -blam!-, thieving, crooks who are responsible for all of the crimes and problems we have." Look at the statistics (the REAL and HONESTLY MADE ones) and you'll realize how wrong you are. Try to get to know a guy. When a guy holds the door for you, say thanks. He's just being polite. Yelling at him is like yelling at someone for giving you a buck for no reason.

[quote]i believe everyone is equal, so women deserve to get paid more than men, get punished less than men, and that men are never the victims of domestic violence and -blam!- EVER[/quote] None of this makes sense tbh.

Almost all crazy feminists can be spotted easily. They're all ugly as hell.

What the fuсk did you just fuсking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuсk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuсking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuсker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuсking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuсking dead, kiddo.

How to spot a feminist Wants equality Equality doesnt matter when >boat sinking >paying for dinner >opening doors >physical fight

[quote]company's can save 23% on wages if they hire women[/quote]