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Edited by Afawafa:
6/27/2015 3:04:43 PM
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PEREGRINE GREAVES ARE OP
Tired of hearing that Titans got the shaft with exotic HoW armor? Then look no further than Peregrine Greaves!
"Wait a second, aren't those the ones that increase flying shoulder charge damage? That sounds kind of bad. "
You're right, it does sound pretty useless. How much damage could it possibly increase? Well the answer is: A LOT.
See that Sunsinger with Ram? Radiant Skin, wow, what a tanky mother-blam!-er. It's too bad he dies when you knee him in the face.
Voidwalker about to lob a collapsing star at you? No problem. Kneenja him before he does that.
Little striker pissing his pants and about to level the place with a Fist of Panic? Professional counsellors advocate the use of Peregrine Greaves during panic attacks.
Armor of Light Defender, nigh invulnerable to everything but collapsing stars, beams of Solar Light, giant shockwaves of arc energ- FAAALLCCON KNEE
Cloud wannabes omnislashing around the place with an electric toothpick? Say hello to my MOTHER-blam!-ING O-KNEE-CHAN.
It gives your flying knee attack 300% increased damage. That's 600 damage in crucible! In comparison, the hp of anything in pvp is... Significantly less than that. Not only is it a melee attack, it's also an arc attack. Arc burn and brawler modifier on? Enjoy oneshotting that Hallowed Ogre. It'll deal more damage than Celestial Nighthawk. With solar burn.
Oh yea, did I mention that it also turns your knees into [url=http://i.imgur.com/pks4Rq6.jpg]lightsabers[/url] when shoulder charge is active? And most importantly, it changes colour with your shaders. Checkmate Warlock and Hunter peasants.
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Haha [spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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I'm gonna need this entire post.
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There is no Falcon Knee. There is a Falcon kick and the almighty knee of justice, but they do not mix. If you were to attempt merging the two, your monitor would explode.
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I just read that entire post in Mr. Torgue's voice. Epic just -blam!-ing epic.
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1 ReplyNecro
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1 ReplyIt's 8 am and I have been giggling like a 13 year old school girl who just found Jake likes her too for the past 15 mins.
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Wah wah titans wah
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1 ReplyToo bad I have an arrow :) It would be a shame.. If.. You took one in the knee. I hear it does 9001 damage and has all modifiers.
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1 ReplyI saw a titan knee the turret of a full hp spider tank. It blew up.
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Edited by Dances With Tuskens: 9/8/2015 5:10:10 PM
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The "little striker pissing his pants" paragraph was pure gold!!!!!!
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I am a fabulous Hunter peasant.
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4 RepliesHere's arc burn and brawler for ya. Last I checked airborne as well would bring it up to what, 65-70k damage?
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Legend..
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1 ReplyInteresting.
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2 RepliesYour not even supposed to shoulder charge in trials
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Haha this is brilliant.
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O. KNEE. CHAN.
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BUMPPPP
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Alright who necrobumped this
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You want some salt with that salt?
