[i]Note: There is already a user that came up with this already, I'm just making my own version of this.[/i]
1) Thou shalt not leave a crucible match unless time or internet connection is [u]not[/u] on your side.
[i]By leaving a match, you are leaving a spot for a player to join in on a losing match.[/i]
2) Thou shalt not AFK in a strike or a crucible match.
[i]You are wasting another persons time by doing this. You must show effort![/i]
3) Thou shalt not teabag.
[i]It is disrespectful, no matter when or how it is done.[/i]
4) Thou shalt not swear.
[i]Your mouth must remain pure to make pure friends.[/i]
5) Thou shalt not cheese.
[i]You must show pride as a guardian.[/i]
6) Thou shalt not envy others rewards.
[i]Your time will come for that exotic that you want.[/i]
7) Thou shalt not ignore your friends when they are online and lonely.
[i]They are on your friends list for a reason.[/i]
8) Thou shalt not complain.
[i]You are a guardian, not a kid.[/i]
9) Thou shalt not fight alone.
[i]Remember, as one we are strong, but as many we are unstoppable. Find fellow guardians in social spaces if your friends are not online.[/i]
10) Thou shalt fight for fun, not rewards.
[i]All that matters in the end, is the fun you had fighting along side your fellow guardians.[/i]
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Wow, no.4 was deep
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Would 7 counteract 1 or not?
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Edited by Bee: 5/4/2015 6:53:58 PM1, 2, 8, and 9.
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There is only one commandment. Do what thou wilst.
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You forgot "thou shall not harass other players" Played a game last night with my brother in skirmish. We were completely annihilated. I think we each killed one person at the beginning and the rest of the match they just wiped us out. I mean we're not very good at Pvp so that's no surprise. Problem I had is that they started messaging my brother with "sorry" or " you wanna switch to consensual after that -blam!-". Like you played well guys, but there's no reason you should be dicks about it.
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I don't like 4. Don't -blam!-ing tell me what the -blam!- I can -blam!-ing do and -blam!-ing can't do you -blam!-ing -blam!-
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4-10 are, literally, done by everyone......but its a good list
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I think a good portion of the Destiny playerbase will be going to hell then.
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Well, I'm screwed, Destiny hell, here I come baby!
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Edited by Psi Optics: 5/4/2015 2:17:01 PM[quote]3) Thou shalt not teabag.[/quote] [b]Sometimes it is warranted. Get thicker skin guardians no one cares about you being butthurt.[/b] [quote]4) Thou shalt not swear.[/quote] [b]If I want to swear at Rockets McDickface or an ahole guardian it is my right.[/b] [quote]5) Thou shalt not cheese.[/quote] [b]Meh I think you just need to do everything legit once. This game is too repetitive with RNG not to take advantage of time saving when you can.[/b] [quote]8) Thou shalt not complain.[/quote] [b]Yes and no. You don't want to be a whiny bitch, but sometimes complaining constructively has led to game improvements. Half of these HoW features would not of been here if players didn't put their feedback in.[/b] [quote]10) Thou shalt fight for fun, not rewards.[/quote] [b]Why not both?[/b] I really like and agree with your other ones.
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I still read these using the voice from the priest in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who reads out the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...I can't help it and it makes me laugh every time...
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These are actually really good
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11) Thou shalt not call for a nerf when you get pwned. [i]Grow a pair. Losing is part of life.[/i]
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New Commandments- Thou shall have fun End of story
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Number 5 everyone failed that
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You forgot two "Thou shalt not kick a friend under petty circumstances" [i]We are guardians and we are meant to help, protect and have fun with each other regardless of light level. If a guardian lower than yourself turns to you for help or if he comes to aid you do not cast him away like a green item.[/i] "Thou shalt not rage in the forums" [i]This place is meant to be sacred and saved for questions, finding new friends, trying to improve the our Destiny and having good times, not for petty complaints and insulting the ideals and morals of others.[/i]
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Break 3 and then get the hate messages flowing :3
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I'm afraid I can't follow number 10.
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Everyone is a sinner then.
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I break 3 on the regular
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2 and 9 I don't care about. I would rather afk/dance for my weekly crucible marks than play it. There is very little difference between winning and losing rewards.
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Then Jesus came along and gave us a new commandment. Thou shalt play thine game however thoust wishes, as thine money is thine own. All others shalt taste from and have their bowls overfloweth with dicks. It is decreed and shall be so.
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I think you've condemned the entire forum to hell.
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I'm fine with most of that. Number three however......teabagging, or clamslamming if it's a female doing it is an art form when done correctly. It's ok to teabag/clamslam if you kill a player that uses a super to kill one player or that one guy on your team that grabs the heavy by himself then dies instantly, that's a teabag.