I laughed hard when I read "felwinters lie is the best sniper in the game" mostly because it's true.
got another one! Your mamas so fat that when she spawns in he tower, Lord Shaxx says, "You're crushing them!"
another momma one:
Yo momma is so ugly that when she spreads her legs her ghost screams, "You've woken the hive!"
for the people without it.
my girlfriend is like my gjallarhorn, I don't have a gjallarhorn.
.. I know one day everyone will have it, and it will be a beautiful day :')
wow.. over 200 replies, that's way more than I expected. here's one more clean one:
what do you call a hunter guarding a car?
a vanguard
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Crota glitch causes him to jump down from his perch and kill his own swordbearer. Reason? He's like doctor evil. He had to show his evil organization that he will not tolerate failure