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4/13/2015 5:29:20 AM
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Legitimate Crota/Bungie theory.

So a couple of dank m8s and I have discussed a theory. The "glitches" during Crota fight are no glitches at all. Bungie has a rooms of interns, 3 in each room. One intern controls the swordbearer. He causes the swordbearer to not spawn, or make it go into the boomer towers. Every time the swordbearer causes the fireteam to wipe, he gets a banana. The other intern controls Crota himself. Every time Crota doesn't go down, or stands up way too damn fast, he gets a banana. If he is dope enough to make Crota go into the crystal room/ ogre room, he gets some quarters for his little piggy bank. The last intern controls everything else. Gatekeeper, Ogres not spawning, and the sword disappearing. Every 200th time he causes the fireteam to wipe, he gets to call his mother for 3 minutes, or a banana. Thus, the interns cause more and more tears, which DeeJ feeds on, in order to ***YOU MUST PAY $60 MORE DOLLARS FOR THE EXPANSION IN ORDER TO READ THE EXPOSITION***. Thank you for listening, and don't forget to kick anyone under level 45. -ur mum

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