To talk about a new discovery in evolution. Nipples that rotate 360 degrees. Now I know what you're thinking "this is bullshit" no sir bullshit comes out of bulls this here is the real deal. You may be wondering how I discovered such a phenomenon well I'll tell you.
My friend and I were hanging out. His nipples were out for show so naturally I grabbed them. That's when it happened this perfectly shiny silver nipple rotated 360 degrees. I'm no push over though so I went farther and by god I went for a 720. It's crazy I know just calm down I'm edgy I take this risk everyday. These shiny silver twistable nipples are in our near future I do not know what to call them yet but as the founder of 360 degree rotating nipples I will speak to the world and let them know there are people like you out there. I can't guarantee freedom but I can guarantee free nipple twists. That is all.
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