>mid 90's >Enjoying life >Literally, out of nowhere, find an abandoned Baby >only possible means of identification is his unique Hat >realise that he's a serious threat to the reigning political party due to his heritage >authorities likely have orders to kidnap him >take matters into my own hands >decide to attempt to reunite the kid with his brother >seriously tedious journey initiated, needing to sidestep hazardous obstacles and guys trying to kill me >finally get to the place where his brother is supposed to be >oh shit, it's the Tyrant's own residence >need to fight this guy, huge struggle ensues >eventually knock him out by throwing several (very hard) eggs at him >Tyrant's name is bowser >Kid's name is Mario >mfw I am the main protagonist of a popular SNES title