Was playing trials and we were going against these really good guys. They won the first round and t-bagged us. So we win the rest of the rounds and so I wave and then dance on them. I send a msg saying good game and he sends me the small dick thing [spoiler].|.[/spoiler] I then said "is that yours?"

"Hey -blam!- YOU YOU -blam!-ING VIRGIN ILL HAVE MY ACCOUNT WITH 50,000 SUBSCRIBERS FLAG YOUR ACCOUNT ENJOY YOUR SUSPENSION YOU -blam!- VIRGIN!" -I actually looked up his account later, he had about 5000 iirc.

"IM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR DICK AND -blam!- YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH IT". Hilarity.

My pic wouldn't upload, so this was it Error Awoken: Do you have friends Me:Many Me: But I doubt you have any with YOUR additude Error Awoken: -blam!- you fagit Kidd go kill usulf

People on off topic think I make alts to bump my own posts.

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I was playing rumble and joined in late then won. I get a message saying I'm too low lvl and I should kill myself.

Most recent hate mail i got was from google+

Playing Halo Reach, I was playing BTB on Hemmorhage . I used the sniper for most of the game, at the end of the game I manage to scrape up my first ever Perfection. Got a message from some Inheritor saying I was a scrub who didn't deserve a perfection. I went back and watched the film and watched both him and me, he was a hypocrite. He used a sniper but was god awful with it. I said nothing about him being a hypocrite, but I messaged him back saying snipers don't usually run out in the field shooting sniper bullets like a DMR (with a complementary "would you like me to lube up my sniper so you don't get as butthurt")

Class ends I walk to my locker I find a piece of paper It says:kill ur sef or git waped pusy figgit. Shuts locker and walks away to next class

I was playing black ops2 and I got the final kill in FFA and it wasn't a 360 no scope, it was with a shotgun. After I got a message from the person i killed saying "OY U F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T VIRGIN C*NT, ILL F*CKING HACK U AND FIND U AND KILL U, U F*CKING NOOBY C*NT" I had replied with "am I a noob because I'm not 30 and living in my mothers basement" I had gotten no reply and I haven't gotten "hacked" yet.

One time in cod mw2 I killed this kid He sent me message saying I ruined his kill streak and would hack me unless I got off xbox

Some of the "comebacks" (term used loosely) people send back are more immature and pathetic than the message they claim they got. Some people here seem to think they are gods of the put down, they really aren't. Worst offenders are anyone that replies with "i'm doing your mom". That got old 20 years ago. I get that these people can't think of anything else and have the wit of a sea sponge but they could probably Google far better comebacks than that.

After I rekt this one noob and did some cheecky banter "What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little -blam!-? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo." [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]