Guys I am really struggling with not having a gally so I am starting this thread as a support group for myself and all the other guardians who have yet to be blessed by RNGeezus. First I believe we should open with a prayer: RNGeezus grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And a Gjallarhorn to crush everyone else. Also we probably need a 12-step program for people to work. Here are my suggestions: 1. We admitted we were powerless compared to guardians who have a Gjallarhorn. 2. Came to believe that RNGeezus has not forsaken us. 3. Made a decision to grind away at destiny every waking moment until our Gjallarhorn finally drops. 4. Made an inventory of all our personal responsibilities and relationships so we can apologize to them for ignoring them until we get a Gjallarhorn. 5. Admitted to RNGeezus, ourselves, and anyone who would listen how bad we wanted a Gjallarhorn. 6. Became entirely ready to delete a level 32 character just so we could do the nightfall, weekly heroic and raids over again. 7. Humbly asked RNGeezus to end our suffering. 8. Made a list of all the people we would gladly kill just to get a Gjallarhorn. 9. Floated that list to various Bungie employees who might need someone quietly "taken care of." 10. Continued to apologize to everyone we are ignoring until we get our Gjallarhorn. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to convince RNGeezus to give us a Gjallarhorn. 12. Having had an orgasm once our Gjallarhorn dropped, we refrain from trolling guardians who don't yet have one, and point them in the direction of these 12 steps until they get theirs. So this is all I have so far, let me know what you guys think and post any revisions to the steps that you think would be more beneficial to all us Gjallarhornless guardians. Someone feel free to tackle the 12 traditions. Edit: Bungie don't you friggin dare NERF the Gjallarhorn! If you do I will NOT be buying the taken king. Everyone should have one now....