Hello Guardians! In lieu of the impending weekly update that is about to be dropped, I figured that I would drop my own weekly update. This week was a big week for Sepiks Prime. We caught up with him to get his take on being the latest star of the Nightfall and Weekly Missions. [b]So Sepiks, how does it feel to be in the spotlight once again?[/b] What the F*** are you talking about? I've been in the damned spotlight the whole time. Every time that you guardian jackasses get a “Complete a Strike without Dying” bounty, whose strike do you think they play? Not to mention that I have my own Target bounty. I was here first, you go ahead and tell Aksor that. Alpha bitch. I've been here since the goddamned Alpha. I am ALWAYS in the spotlight. [b]Alright...Well how-[/b] I AIN'T DONE YET! Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy to star in this week's Nightfall and Weekly, but can someone please tell me for the love of F***ing GOD why Arc Burn was the modifier this week? What, so my minions get all the power while I get screwed? I'm supposed to be the damn star here! On Tuesday my average “GKT” time was 2 minutes. 2 F***ING MINUTES! On the damned NIGHTFALL! Really? There should have been a void burn on so I could at least fight back. Oh, and to you jerkwad guardians thinking hiding behind the windows is funny, YOU'RE F***ING COWARDS! ALL OF YOU! [b]GKT?[/b] Yeah. Get Killed Time. You do realize that my only purpose in this game is to get killed right? Over, and f***ing over. Forever. Kenny McCormick has nothing on me. Did you know I die about a million times a day and I keep coming back? I'm a GOD to you peasants. [b]Anyway...how did you get so big? Most Servitors are a lot smaller than you. What was your secret?[/b] Your mom helped with that. [b]Excuse me?[/b] Nothing. Look, there's a standard rule with Destiny: all bosses are just bigger versions of selected minions. I didn't program the f***ing thing. Talk to Deej. [b]One more question: Do you and the other strike bosses get along? [/b] Pretty much. Except Aksor. F*** him. Figured he could trade up to be a boss like me. He used to be MY GODDAMNED MINION. Then he goes and gets caught. Locked up with his gun, and still can't get out. What a pathetic loser. Then, because he's some kind of Archon Priest he gets sprung and revered. Ridiculous. Look the only reason that bag of shit got so big was because the Queen did experiments on him. He's not a real boss, just a scrub with a bigger body. [b]Well that's all the time we have for you, thanks Sepiks. [/b] Wait...you aren't even going to ask me what I want to see that would make Destiny better? Deej asks that all the time... [b]Nope. Wasn't planning on it, but what the hell...go ahead and tell us...[/b] Thanks. Look, you Guardian bastards need to start running the Winter's Run strike for your bounties. I get tired of being the only one getting killed due to bounties. [b]How does that make Destiny better exactly?[/b] F*** You. My interview, my words...bitch. Well that was certainly a...toxic interview. Stay tuned next week as we hit up the new Weekly and Nightfall star! Rumor has it that Aksor is on deck, so let's see what he has to say! In other Destiny news, Gjallarhorn is still the most sought after gun in Destiny. We've reached out to Bungie for comment, but we have not seen a response yet. Inferno mode went live on Tuesday, giving PVP players all new reasons to cry for weapon nerfs, T-Bag, and call people scrubs. It seems that the lack of Radar is somehow being offset by having control points. We reached out to Bungie for their thoughts but they have yet to get back to us. Weapon patch 1.1.1 is in full swing now. Feelings on the matter were mixed. Most people really hate the Auto Rifle nerf. One random forumite was quoted as saying “F*** you Bungie, I quit” as a result the the larger nerf to auto rifles than what was told to us. In related news, the Suros Regime and Abyss Defiant are still really great Auto Rifles. Shotguns are now usable due to a 100% damage buff. One forumite was quoted as saying “I'm going to wreck with my Found Verdict now.” The community waits with held breath to see if Xur brings anything useful this week to jip us out of our Strange Coins. Ice Breaker seems to be the favorite prediction, but we shall see how it goes. We reached out to Bungie for comment on how accurate Datamining Destiny really was, but we have yet to receive a response. Zoo Animals are still popping up here and there. We contacted Bungie for comment, but haven't heard back yet, so stay with us. Keep those guns piping hot Guardians, we'll see you next week!