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Edited by IntrepidTurtle: 3/6/2015 10:55:21 PM
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Please Introduce Yourself

Good evening. My name is IntrepidTurtle. I am a drummer of ten years, and a professional Turtle. I tend to make shitty threads after 10:00pm and also make GameGrumps/Ninja Sex Party references constantly. I also devoted entirety of my middle-school years to studying Dragon Ball lore. Now who are you? Edit: Wow. So many new faces. Edit: Ayy! 200! Keep it going, my sexy mother-huggers! Edit: 300! Let's start kicking people off cliffs!
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  • forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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    • Edited by Bapaotje: 5/11/2015 9:55:06 PM
      Hi I'm bapayy I'm 16 y/o boi Met few people whi probably think i'm 12 because of my voice on xbox I'm here for almost 2 years I'm in a cooking education I'm from the netherlands I praise booty Thats it

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    • Edited by BurningTalons: 5/11/2015 9:50:09 PM
      16 likes older women Artist 6"1 Love snacks Like Anime Boobs over Ass

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        • Hello my name is op People call me fgt But I don't know why There are people saying its confirmed But where's the proof?

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        • Hey I'm joey and I usually go out on Friday nights. But I'm home playing destiny [spoiler]forever alone :([/spoiler]

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        • Hello I'm Shukawuka. My first name is Cameron but people call me Shuk. I am 16 years old. I enjoy Destiny, Titanfall, Halo, Call of Duty, and Pokemon (and most other Nintendo titles). When I'm not playing videogames I'll most likely be found taking a long walk, playing basketball or football with friends, swimming/canoeing/kayaking/camping (when it's not freezing outside), reading, or binge-watching Netflix and HBO series. I live in the Cincinnati area (Ohio) and plan on moving out west when I'm a bit older. Now you know pretty much everything about me. Questions?

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        • I'm Batman

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          • I is le Noob to #Offtopic and [b]The Floof[/b]

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          • I'm a squeaker

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          • Edited by Blonic : 3/7/2015 12:40:26 AM
            I'm 20 years old, my first name I think is unnecessary for you all to know. I'm just a sophomore in college who enjoys the Dark Souls series and "plays" the guitar (I say "play" because I'm not very good). I'm also an avid skier of 15 years and winter is my favorite season.

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            • Edited by Jake: 3/6/2015 11:18:46 PM
              My name is Jake 22 years old I don't work a State Farm but... [spoiler]kakis included[/spoiler]

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            • My name is Uncle Ruckus! I hate black people!

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              • No. [spoiler]gonna lurk forever[/spoiler]

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              • I r guy who gon teach u lesson

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                • Edited by DTL: 3/6/2015 11:13:41 PM
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                  Y'all know who the hell I am. *flex*

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                  • I am CammyCakes. Player of destiny. Poster of threads. Maker of YouTube vids. No lifer of games and gym alike. Player of guitar. Seducer of women. Student of college. Nice to meet you :D everyone has such interesting posts here

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                  • Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith. And I was around when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name, but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game. I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain! I rode a tank, held a general's rank! When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank! Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. What's puzzling you is the nature of my game. I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made. I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all...it was you and me. Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. And I laid traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay! Pleased to meet you.... Hope you guessed my name, but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Pleased to meet you... Hope you guessed my name, but what's confusing you is just the nature of my game. Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, saints. As heads is tails just call me Lucifer, cause I'm in need of some restraint. So if you meet me.... Have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse...Or I'll lay your soul to waste.

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                    • Please alow me to introduce myself.

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                    • So you ask who I am? I am called TheDemonLynx because none know of my real name. I am the inner shadow that sees behind the masks of others. I see their happiness. I also see the pain which they suffer and their attempts to cover it up. I am that which few consider, less admit and next to none accept. I am desire, hope, dreams, uneasiness of the both the past and the future. For many I live in exile and under covers. Yet others deny my entire existence. Who I am is for you to decide. As of now I live inside of a gamer who wishes more for her life.

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                    • Hey-o. I be FineCashew9. High schooler. What else you want to know?

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                    • I am Spartacus

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                      • I am an oldforman, a gamer and a MGTOW. I hate feminists, Social Justice Warriors and anyone else who willingly embraces ignorance.

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                        • Hi. I'm just another fan and i love pikman 2.

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                        • 19 - Future Actor

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                          • 30 year old male Multiple degrees in philosophy Work in high level parliament

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