Allow me to share a story with you all: A long time ago when I was younger I was cursed with a physical appearance defect, which is to say I looked like a girl. Many people thought I was a girl so much so that at the time of where this happened I had many "girlfriends" so to speak. So one day my parents took me to the pool and we stayed there for God knows how long and then suddenly these three guys come up to me and one of them ask "would you like to go out with me?" Appalled by this I delivered my response in the most efficient, courteous, and the calmest matter I could and said: "Dude...I'm a dude." Now being serious for second, two of these guys took my word for it and backed off...then this one dude THIS INE BALLSY DUDE decided to test his luck... I'll let you think on that for a sec... Done? Ok. So this guy looks dead at me for a second and then he did something that I never thought would ever happen to me in my life... Still got that guess in your head? Ok then, He grabbed my junk, and I don't mean he screwed around and went for it like a little kid would be just went in all in or all nothing. If you were in my position you would give him an "F" for common sense CONSIDERING HE STOOD THERE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT but you would give him an "A+" for balls for the exact same reason. So then once that happened I said to him "So now that you've gotten a good grip on my junk would you mind letting go?" Then this idiot just starts freakin out all over the place screaming saying "Gaaaaaaay" or something this that or the other and I say "Yeeeaaaaaaah you're gonna call me gay after you just touched up on my balls that's just...wonderful bro you do that" After that I just left and went home... So tell me has anyone ever had a terrible experience like this or anything adjacent?