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He's not a good friend if he's letting his girlfriend dictate who he can be friends with. Unless you're an obvious bad influence.
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You are a good person.
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He broke the code so hard windows is blue screening, also how old are you? 13?
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Good good
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Tell him that you hate his guts and if he ever comes near you or tires to talk to you again you'll beat the shit out of his stupid face.
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Only if you have a vagina to replace the one he is currently using. I hate to say it but if he is getting regular sex he is only going to listen to the person giving it to him. Give him some time and he will realise any girl that will try and control him like that isnt worth it.
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Lesbians are hawt bro
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Depends on what you did. 2 sides to every story.
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Just to play a little devil's advocate.... [i]Why[/i] does she hate you? My wife (who was my gf in high school) hated my friend. Albeit she didn't forbid me from hanging out with him, but she wound up being right. He was a manipulative asshole, borderline sociopath, dabbling in drugs, picking fights, getting arrested, self destructive....and it took me a long time to see how he was trying to drag me down with him in his downward spiral. Cuz "we were bros! Bro code!" and he was just "trying to enjoy life" and I was just being "boring." Then he gets a guy killed while driving like a dumbass. So yeah, I'd rather be boring in comparison to hurting other people and myself with those ideas of "fun and entertaining." I severed ties when I had kids. I don't want that kind of influence in their lives. So again I ask: [i]why[/i] doesn't she like you? Are you a bad influence on him? :3
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Tell him she has crabs. [i]Never break the Bro Code.[/i]
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He was never your friend. When they break up, date her. Hate is a very solid indicator of attraction.
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Edited by Grind on my balls: 3/2/2015 10:41:35 PMOP normally I'd call you a fgt. but your "friend" is a bigger fgt. you must tell him that. He broke the code. And NOBODY. I mean NOBODY breaks the bro code. [spoiler]bros before hoes[/spoiler]
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He's whipped, call him out on it. If that doesn't work then [spoiler]initiate phase one[/spoiler] [spoiler]power up the bass cannon [/spoiler] [spoiler]fire[/spoiler]
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He broke the bro code. He's abandoning his friend for his girlfriend. He shouldn't encourage his girlfriend to force him to not hang out with people she doesn't like. Forget about your friend. He's weak. She will consume him, until there's only a husk.
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#BrosbeforeHoes. Tell him shes a bitch
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totally whipped
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Give me his address, my posse will sort him out.
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Beat the crap out of him, literally, beat him till he shits. All while continually screaming, BROSBEFOREHOES!!!
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Step one:get a box Step two: put your -wiggly wobbly timey wimey- in it Step three: old sport Step five: give him some tic tacs.
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"And in that moment he realized: if he had to abide by the bro code due to pressure from his fellow bros, did that not also make him... Whipped?"
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What I would do is call him out and tell everyone what a pussy he is then tell his friends his wang is smaller then 3 Inches then be like YEA BEOOOTCH
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Edited by aceebro: 3/3/2015 5:16:57 AMDemand a reason. After he gives you his shit excuse for a reason, then inform him of the code.
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HE HAS NO MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!
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Spam him with meatspin until he turns gay.