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Edited by TooFastForPat: 2/24/2015 5:05:39 PM
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One Titan Can(A Joke)

The Cabal general overlooked the landscape of Mars, the sand blew and made the fallen city of Freehold look a bit hazy. He was then interrupted by a helmet, just an empty helmet it seemed, that had been tossed to him from the other side of the hill he and his squad were patrolling. He ordered one of his own to retrieve it for closer inspection, with a closer look he could now see a message carved on the back, in human tongue. [i]One Titan can slay 5 Cabal[/i] The general smirked and accepted the challenge. [b]GgrrRRUUuo[/b](Go make short work of our intruder). With that he sent five of his best soldiers to deal with the problem, only none returned. Then another helmet was tossed and tumbled its way down the hill. [i]One Titan can slay 10 Cabal[/i] The general was impressed, not only with the result, but with the Guardians wit. He again accepted the challenge, and sent 10 of his soldiers armed with shields and rifles to deal with the lone opponent. He was expecting better results this time, what he got intead was yet another helmet rolling down the hill. [i]One Titan can slay 20 Cabal[/i] The general lost his patience at this point, and was getting frustrated. [b]GRaAAk BarRRr GorRRr BuU[/b](Fail me and i will slander your names to the best of my influince). With that, the general sent not 20, but 30 of the best soldiers along with numerous Psions he currently had available armed with every type of armament the Cabal had available. What came back was not a helmet, but a lone half dead Psion, one of his own. Needless to say, the general was furious. [b]RRRrrRRaAAAAaa!?[/b](What do you think you're doing coward!?) [b][i]riii rakk! emaa![/i][/b](It's a trap! Don't send any more assaults!) [b]ErRakK?[/b](A trap?) [b][i]RreE RaaRr![/i][/b](It's a Hunter!)

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