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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Collect tears on #destiny mix them with horse cum and then microwave it then paste it between the box so it slides open
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1 ReplyShoot the box and then burn it! WHOOO!
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Microwave it
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Dumbest person
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I would summon the energies of my ancestors and travel back in time to stop the box from ever being closed. Then the box would be open when I go back to the present.
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-blam!- the box until it cries forcing itself open.
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I find Mr. T, he will fashion it into golden chains, and the box will open. And he will tell us what is in the box.
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2 RepliesI ask upon the sacred elves of Middle Earth to forge me the greatest golden dagger the world has ever seen. I then go and kill Zeus and am the other gods including Krados but decide to spare Aphrodite and smash all day. Afterward i travel home and find this box and attempt to open it with my lucky dagger
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I use the blood, sweat, and tears of labor from those who are abused by RNG to open the box.
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>Tell the box I'm gonna make it a sandwich >when it opens....
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I use my hands
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Move to Japan. Enrage local yakuza clan by insulting their honor. Engage in an elaborate, Kill-Bill style sword fight, only using the box as a shield, and kicking the assailants in the daddy bags (all the while praying ferverently that one doesn't lose patience and shoot you). Continue until outer box housing is whittled away. Fly you fool!
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Shoot it with dragons death then take out what ever is inside before of burns. Then run around with an American flag screaming "'Merica"
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With. a knife can't get anymore creative
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I'll wipe my poop on my ass cheeks and use them as a glue to lift open the flaps of the box
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1 ReplyIs this creative?
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Anal lube
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I rig an elaborate pulley system and tape some string to the box. I then yank the string on the other end of the contraption,
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1 Reply-cant think of anything creative -gets frustrated -throws box off a cliff -finds box again but unharmed -fly to space -throws box into the sun -comes home -finds box sitting at the front door -makes a chair out of the box -the end
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Pull it apart at the top with purple box cutters
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>preform strip tease for box >meanwhile get naked >rub oppressive patriarchy on box >tell cis-gendered box I'm triggered >[url=https://blueollie.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/triggered.jpg?w=320&h=371]Triggered[/url] >[url=http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/241349/resized_makes-me-moist-meme-generator-grandma-s-moist-6bd4c3.jpg]too moist[/url] >try in vain for maximum flap erection
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1 Reply>Get my dog >Train her for weeks using homemade machines to upgrade her in a transition from opening jars to opening boxes >Put her in box-opening competitions >She's better than I thought >We go national >My dog becomes so inspiring that world leaders are convinced to make box-opening an Olympic sport >Fast-forward multiple years later >It's time for the Olympics >My dog is the US box-opening athlete >We win the competitions up until that last day >There is an athlete from Russia, nicknamed "Candy Bars" for how much candy he ate before he got in shape >But at that point he was known as "Pure Destruction" just from how ripped he was >It's a fierce competition > He was too good >Candy Bars just kept beating my dog >Until the final competition >Whoever one this took home the gold >It was timed box opening >Whoever could open the most boxes in 60 seconds would win, and become an Olympic Star >Candy Bars started off strong, but he couldn't keep up >Our American training was too superior >But he tried his hardest >He started to catch up, and soon they were tied >The time was running out >3,2,1 >Gotta Blast! >Into the Stars, and bye, Candy Bars! Comes a kid with a knack for invention >With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine, rescues the day from Pure Destruction >This is the theme song >Of Jimmy Neutron
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*pff *pff Open Sesame! Well that's all I got...
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A boat's a boat.. But a mystery box can be anything. It can even be a boat
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I'd create a sound wave gun. Using gyroscoping mercury I'd crank dub step with notes intertwined That de Construct atoms. it would shoot out of a back pack kinda like ghost busters. Only with strobes and more fog. And lightning because of the friction. The box. Would fall to dust and then into whatever I wanted it to be.
