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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Bullets
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Edited by Not Sure How I Got Here: 4/2/2015 3:26:56 PMTear a tag off a matress. Proceed to put the tag in a bowl of milk, THEN add cereal. Preferably a nasty off brand abomination. Throw bowl, along with its contents, into your neighbor's washing machine. While you're there, steal all his air conditioners. Go back home, and begin repeatedly stabbing the box with a pillow, with audio from crappy Minecraft YouTube videos blaring in the background. At this point, the box should be on the verge of insanity. This is where your neighbor's air conditions come in. Sell them on eBay, and use the 4 dollars and 20 cents you get to go on a luxury cruise. Bring the box with you. Apologize to it, befriend it. Soon enough, you'll be best friends. When you get home, you'll let the box move in with you. Eventually you nickname it Jank. You do everything together, and you both live happily for many years. But then, one day, there's a knock on the door. It's the local drug gang. Threateningly slinging a giant pickle around, they state that They're looking for a box, a box who ratted them out the the authorities years ago. Of course you lie and say you have no idea what they're talking about, but Jank decides right at that moment to head to the kitchen to make a sandwhich, completely in view of the gangsters. They shove past you, grab the box, and run off, but not before knocking you out with the pickle. When you come to, you call up your one other friend and you discuss a plan to raid the gang's headquarters. Jank is bound to be there. [spoiler]I'm writing this tutorial in class, so I must stop here. I'll probably continue it later. Git gud. [/spoiler]
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Edited by MinimumFiend : 4/2/2015 7:32:03 PMApproach box ???? Profit
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Procrastinate until the cardboard disintegrates
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MY dong may not work but YOURS will. Now come over here my boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I repeatedly ram my face in the box until it opens. Or wait for the blood to make it soggy and if that doesn't work I get into a freezing cold bath then use my right nipple to slice the box open
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Superglue box base to bridge. Apply duct tape to box lid, connecting Bungie cord to lid. Duct tape securely for strength. Attach Bungie cord to shoulders using a climbing harness. Jump in front of moving train, if alive, hold on tight. If dead,..... Assuming life remains, hold on to moving train. Bungie stretches....... Box lid opens in a furious explosion of cardboard and duct tape. [spoiler]or the superglued base tears away from the bridge, turning box into an elasticated missile homing in on the harness connected to me... Box hits me, and bursts open... my head.[/spoiler]
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>Shoots portal under box >Shoots other portal onto wall to the left >Box falls through portal onto it's side and is open >Waits for OP to tell its content
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Coat everything except the top of the box in non flammable stuff except the top and light it.
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1 Reply>take socks off feet >get stick of butter >rub butter between toes > make sure toes are slick >creatively rub butter on box (using toes) >sniff box >box will feel uncomfortable >box will try and move away >wtfitsabox.jpg >ants will smell butter >ants will proceed to lick toes >stick ant covered toes by box >ants will praise the soggy butter box >be proud >get beaker of bleach >poor the beaker on ant covered box >ants be ded >kek >soggy bleach box is smelly >proceed to put box in washing machine >box is box >box is cardboard >box rips apart >success >box=open[spoiler]kinda[/spoiler]
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I magically put a grenade in there and shake the box, then the grenade explodes
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I have someone else open the box.
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Edited by IiIGipsyIiI: 4/2/2015 2:19:44 PMf u c k i n g my bitch as i make her open the box
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Edited by PJLOPEZ11: 4/2/2015 2:18:43 PMCollide said box with another inferior box in the Large Hadron Collider to turn it into tiny particles and reveal its contents
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Shoot box with shotgun [spoiler]multiple times[/spoiler]
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Water charge.
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Set a treat under it and watch my dog maul it open in an attempt to get the treat
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I'd destroy the top with a railgun
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Use No land beyond to batter it. Still a more effective method than trying to shoot it
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Its a good thing i still have my laser cutter But itd burn Ill cover in meat juice and have a dog tear it open
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Fire the artillery cannons!!!!!!
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[quote]1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b][/quote]
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I get on my unicorn and take it to kim Jon un and open it with him while we are having a tea party.
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Make the box watch 2 girls 1 cup and make it puke out what seems to be a bent pole and a note saying "turn around and bend over" that came out of the box
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Throw it in a river that launches it over a waterfall.
