As a project designer, you have been tasked with designing a new class of weapon to use on America's sworn enemies. We're stocked on bombs, guns, and missiles; America is in need of a new cheese-class super-weapons . I expect your report on my desk in ten minutes.
I personally think non-biodegradable modular infantry suppression weapons are under-developed. Dumping several tons of LEGO out of the bomb bay of a B-2 would slowly demoralize an opposing fighting force, especially at night when they get up to go to the bathroom. Pieces could be selected by color to blend in with the dirt, flora, and carpet of the target environment.
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A Particle Accelerator aimed over a Tsar Bomb.
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I thinking this but with drones.
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Pfffffftttttttttt Tarantula Catapult.
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The goddamn robot [spoiler]that also opens a gaping hole that destroys all life that came before it.[/spoiler]
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Edited by CensingNormal99: 2/2/2015 11:00:14 PMKill some of them, then sue them for "emotional trauma."
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Electric Knife. A blade with an electrical current running through delivering a stinging 200 volt shock.
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How about a grenade launcher that shoots holy hand grenades? It also has an onboard f**k science 3D printer that prints more of them for infinite holy hand grenades!
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We will drop feminist propaganda on muslim troops and cities and beef on hindus if deeply christian drop science.....
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Your plan would backfire when they used the Legos to build new fortifications.
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Freakin sharks with freakin lasers on their freakin heads!
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Anything from Monty Python's Holy Grail. Actually, just make a cannon that shoots out insulting Frenchmen. You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnnnnnniggits!"
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All of you, vermin! Cowering in the dirt! Your world will be reduced to glass and not even you mightiest weapons will save you from the storm! For The Great Journey!
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Bee filled shark catapults
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I would probably design infectious bullets that contaminate their targets upon impact, spreading a disease that melt them from the inside out. This could also be applied to miniature bombs that could spread this disease rapidly within a large area.
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Ravenous, blood-thirsty kittens. No one could win against such a deadly weapon.
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Weaponized sharks and whales (including space whales), we'll be unstoppable!
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Hot chocolate * sips hot chocolate *
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Giant purple dildo bat
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A modern boy band and Justin Bieber Cannon. It shoots clones of terrible singers that girls like and then they start singing.
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Space Dolphin Machine Gun. [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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Dildo cannons, that is all.
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A huge gun, that fires a shell, which opens up to reveal a smaller gun, which fires another shell, which opens to reveal a normal sized gun with a bayonet attached, which flies into the enemies chest at twice the speed of sound.
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A candy cluster bomb. It detonates over enemy emplacements raining candy down on them. They will be to busy eating the delicious candy to fight. Or they'll just get the diabetus.
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I have a degree in engineering. [spoiler]i made a gun that shoots chunks of dead fish.[/spoiler]
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I propose orbitally inserted mechs.
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Thousands of delicious looking burgers are air dropped onto the enemy. But after a couple of bites, it doesn't take long for them to realise they aren't normal burgers. Their vegetarian burgers. The demoralised army will quickly surrender after that.