So today I woke up from a... very special kind of dream and found myself sneaking over to the bathroom like Sam Fisher. What's that sound from the kitchen? I better be careful so she doesn't know I'm there. Right then I got a call. It was Black Eagle. [i]"This is Red 1. Got something for me, Black Eagle?" [/i] [i]"Red 1, I'm looking at the radar and I don't see any signs of movement. It should be a straight shot to the bathroom but proceed with caution. We don't know what to expect." [/i] [i]"Roger, Black Eagle. Over and out!"[/i] I crouch down and make 4 paces forward. If I can just make it- From downstairs - [i]"What was that sound? I heard something!" [/i] [i]"Careful, Red 1. If you make too much noise she'll come to investigate." [/i] I slow down my pace. [i]"Probably nothing." [/i] [i]"Good work, Red 1!" [/i] I hear the pitter-patter of paw against hardwood. The sound's getting louder! [i]"Red 1, it's the dog - Buddy! I repeat, Buddy is coming up the stairs"[/i] [i]"Ahh!"[/i] I manage to squeeze myself under the end table. When the dog passes by, he never even knew I was there. SUCCESS! [i] "Excellent work, Red 1! But be careful. There's a guy watching out an observation window up ahead!" [/i] [i]"Oh shoot!" [/i] I hug the wall and stay low. I shimmy across the wall and manage to stay out of sight. [i]"Good job, Red 1! It's just 10 more yards and we're home free!" [/i] Just then the sound of slurping stops. Oh no, the dog's done with the water bowl! [i]"Get out of there, Red 1!" [/i] I high-tail it into the bathroom, slamming shut the door behind me. YESSS!! I throw my fists at the air a few times. Now nobody will ever know! [i]"Uh... Red 1, you forgot the towel."[/i] *[b]DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNN[/b]* And after that moment, I'll never be the same.