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Edited by Perfect_Soup:
12/28/2014 12:01:44 PM
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Best way to cheese girlfriend?
She is being a real -blam!- today.
Edit: Such Advice, very wow.
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6 RepliesEdited by Lutallo: 12/28/2014 11:58:57 AMGet her to lay on the bed and take her clothes off, then have the party leader disconnect his router. Join back and she will be permanently on the bed with her clothes off. Enjoy.
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Tell Lizard Squad to take her down.
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2 RepliesThrow a credit card at it and see if it takes the bait.
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-blam!- her right in the pussy, bitch will calm down quick if yoor good.
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Throw grenades at her until she walks herself off a cliff.
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1 ReplyBuy her cheese. And wine. Wine+dine=69 It's science.
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Say Allahu ackbar to her.
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Dismantle her infront of the speaker so you get a temporary buff
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Kunt punch that bitch
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Fist her
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Tongue punch her in the fartbox.....or.....fuk her right in the pussy.
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Give her the superman, or strawberry shortcake, but I recommend the angry pirate.
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With your penis?
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Date -blam!- drug.
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Knock her off a cliff.
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When she walks in the room and giving the silent treatment. Start narrating everything she is doing. Oh here she goes again, standing in front of the TV. Oh oh she's crossing her arms now like a big girl where she find time to leave the kitchen to learn that?
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start liking men. obvious
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100% guaranteed way Items need •baseball bat •random hoe •fastish car •duct tape Use items in this order for success When you're finished, dump her in a forest Works best at night in dark alleys
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I wouldn't cheese, just replace.
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Most girls take peniciline (spelling) when they get cheese...
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Edited by Hey Scrubs: 12/28/2014 7:32:31 PMHide behind a corner of your bedroom and when she steps a certain way throw a piece of chocolate between her legs then jump in front of her because she will be distracted by that piece of chocolate then keep throwing chocolates at her face until she falls on your bed.
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Alcohol?
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Get the lizard squad to ddos her and you got a couple of days to yourself until she's back up and running.
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2 RepliesTake a few days off from gaming. It's weird that they seem to get upset when you pay more attention to a video game than them. Huh.
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Make sure to buy her some alcohol. As she's kneeling over the toilet from 4 beers, leave the house. When you join the house again, she'll be permanently kneeling. Do with her what you will.
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Edited by UppGrayxDD: 12/28/2014 7:27:56 PM[spoiler]First step: acquire some tequila, salt, and limes... second step: lick the salt, drink some tequila, suck on a lime Third step: have wife rinse and repeat step two until she falls down to her knees and stays stuck. Cheese complete, acquire your loot![/spoiler] If done right, works everytime! Thanks to guardian bllcosby55 for the step by step guide...
