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5/6/2008 5:44:11 PM
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Halo "Chuck Norris" Jokes...Post Here...Hilarious!
OK, I love chuck Norris Jokes. Here is one I made up myself:
[b]A Bungie representative asked Chuck Norris what sensitivity he plays halo on. Chuck Norris immediately killed the Bungie representive for using the words "Chuck Norris" and "sensitivity" in the same sentence. [/b]
HA...here is another one:
[b]Chuck Norris has completed Halo on legendary mode just by pressing one button twice. Chuck Norris refuses to say which button.[/b]
One More
[b] When Chuck Norris plays lone wolves...CHuck, Nor and Ris always get 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. [/b]
Ha, listen to this
[b] Chuck Norris can glass a planet with his urine [/b]
my favorite:
[b] Chuck norris once sniped a man inside the base on valhalla....from inside the other base...with a mauler.[/b]
Anyone Got more???
NOTE: MAKE THEM HALO RELATED CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!! NOT GENERAL ONES!!!
[Edited on 05.07.2008 7:39 AM PDT]
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chuck norris got his tonsils removed with a spartan laser... and only have of them were affected... [Edited on 10.15.2008 3:57 PM PDT]
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When Halo is activated,Chuck Norris sneezes and kills everyone. (Now that's a lame joke)
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Chuck Norris unlocked all armor permutations... ...in Halo 2.
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Chuck Norris got 51 no-scopes in a game of Grifball.
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Cuck Norris doesn't T-Bag... he Garbage Bags. If Chuck Norris eats a magnum... he craps a missle pod. Chuck Norris doesn't drive a warthog... a warthog drives Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the Forerunners. [Edited on 10.15.2008 2:56 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GunsbIazen NAKED N00B 14 | Member | more groups | gamertag: NAKED N00B 14 user homepage: email: [hidden] more posts by this user last post: 05.06.2008 10:06 AM PDT You're lame. Go back to 2005 if you want to make Chuck Norris Jokes. They are old and overplayed _____________________ Can't spell flame without lame buddy....more pathetic: you trolling other posts to flame what other people think is funny. Chuck Norris jokes never get old.... Besides, you're a booster who quits games to mess with the ranks...THAT is lame my friend (58 exp in 900 games...lol...you actually waste your life doing that...pathetic) Your K/D sucks for a second account too buddy.[/quote] Owned Just Owned
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chuck norris beat legendary with a flashlight
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Kids pee their names in snow Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why you blame your losing on lag. Chuck Norris always finds HLGs. [b]Always[/b]. I'll probably think of some more later.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Riley Vace Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. The very mention of Chuck norris makes teens laugh because they think it's funny. BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS SO HARDCORE RIGHT? LOLOLOLOL. No, shuttup. It's the type of thing were some group of kids made a little joke and everyone laughed because they didn't really know why it was funny, and laughed for the hell of it. Chuck norris is a martial artist. hahahaha So funny, he can kick ass. -blam!- losers.[/quote] Calm down. Its just for fun...get a sense of humor.
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Master Chief is dressed to kill in his Mjolnir Suit. Chuck Norris is dressed to kill in his Birthday Suit.
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Chuck Norris has more Laser Medals than Laser Kills. Law lawl lol H4xors pl0xme?
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You unlock a secret Achievement if you finish Halo 3's Campaign in 4-player Co-op, Legendary, with Iron Skull on, and all players riding Chuck Norris.
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The blast of a Spartan Laser is actually modeled after Chuck Norris urinating.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GunsbIazen OK, I love chuck Norris Jokes. Here is one I made up myself: [b]A Bungie representative asked Chuck Norris what sensitivity he plays halo on. Chuck Norris immediately killed the Bungie representive for using the words "Chuck Norris" and "sensitivity" in the same sentence. [/b] HA...here is another one: [b]Chuck Norris has completed Halo on legendary mode just by pressing one button twice. Chuck Norris refuses to say which button.[/b] One More [b] When Chuck Norris plays lone wolves...CHuck, Nor and Ris always get 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. [/b] Ha, listen to this [b] Chuck Norris can glass a planet with his urine [/b] my favorite: [b] Chuck norris once sniped a man inside the base on valhalla....from inside the other base...with a mauler.[/b] Anyone Got more??? NOTE: MAKE THEM HALO RELATED CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!! NOT GENERAL ONES!!! [/quote] MAD PROPS TO THE HO JOE!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a gravity hammer, he has his roundhouse kick.
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chuck norris can get a 50 in all gametypes at the same time wile sleeping, jacking off, petting kittens and hunting polar bears.
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The Halo Rings are actually miniature replicas of Chuck Norris's pimp hand rings.
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When you remove master chiefs helmet its chuck norris.
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The Great Journey can be either achieved by firing the Halo Array...or receveing a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. Same effect.
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master cheif didnt kill the flood... chuck noris did the only reason jonson lived through halo 1 into halo2 is because chuck noris let him one time chuck noris farted and blew up halo chuck norris has already beaten halo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ....... and halo chuck noris eddition. the only dificulty harer than legendary is chuck norris [Edited on 07.28.2008 11:01 PM PDT]
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Chuck Norris has all the powers of a moderator, seeing as he IS a ninja.
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Chuck norris once shot down a banshee by pointing his finger at it and saying "bang" [Edited on 07.11.2008 2:31 PM PDT]
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Cortana will never go rampant because her brain is actually modeled after the brain of Chuck Norris. When rampancy approaches, she delays it with a roundhouse kick.
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A grenade doesn't stick to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sticks to the grenade.
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When the scarab shoots you it sprays chuck norris urine.
