Whats some of the most awkward experiences you have had? I'll go first.
I went camping with four friends and when it was night time we almost went to bed. Then I brought out the question "Who do you like friend 1?"
He says who he has a crush on and we all chuckle. He asks me. Everyone chuckles. This went on until the fourth friend who said who he liked. After that we went to bed. About 30 minutes later I hear some squeaking and moving sounds. Unable to see very clearly I reach for a light switch and flip it. My eyes are met with the sight of friend number 4 humping the pillow.
"Wtf are you doing!" I exclaim
"Ahhh, why did you wake up!?!"
The other are woken and shocked to see friend 4 partly naked clutching a pillow and me standing up yelling at him.
"I woke up because you were making noises when you were, I presume, fūcking a pillow!"
-silence-
"Lol wut?" friend 2 says
"oh dear." friend one says.
Friend number 3 just stares.
"Just let continue alright." friend 4 says
We agree because we don't want to pry any further. I turn off the lights and try to go to sleep to the sounds of my friend enthusiastically humping a pillow while my three other friends lay mortified about whats happening close to them.
After the night we go back in a car. We sat in complete silence. Looking back we can laugh about this.
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About 4 years back I was at the mall with my mom and sister. They went into a really girl-themed shop so I decided to stay outside of the store to wait for them. I went to sit at a bench right outside the store. I took out my phone, earphones, and started listening to music and browse through my phone. It was something to do while my mom and sister were shopping inside of the store. Some time goes by and this girl comes up to me while I was looking in the other direction. She was a couple years older than me. She said to me. "Do you have friends?" I looked at her and couldn't think of what to say other than be surprised at what just happened. Then I simply responded "I do have friends." After I said that she walked away with a group of people, probably her family or something I don't know. I was still in shock because nobody ever just walks up to me, especially saying something like that. Usually its "Hey you got a dollar?" or "Hey you got a lighter?"