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12/12/2014 2:15:41 AM
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Most Awkward Experiences
Whats some of the most awkward experiences you have had? I'll go first.
I went camping with four friends and when it was night time we almost went to bed. Then I brought out the question "Who do you like friend 1?"
He says who he has a crush on and we all chuckle. He asks me. Everyone chuckles. This went on until the fourth friend who said who he liked. After that we went to bed. About 30 minutes later I hear some squeaking and moving sounds. Unable to see very clearly I reach for a light switch and flip it. My eyes are met with the sight of friend number 4 humping the pillow.
"Wtf are you doing!" I exclaim
"Ahhh, why did you wake up!?!"
The other are woken and shocked to see friend 4 partly naked clutching a pillow and me standing up yelling at him.
"I woke up because you were making noises when you were, I presume, fūcking a pillow!"
-silence-
"Lol wut?" friend 2 says
"oh dear." friend one says.
Friend number 3 just stares.
"Just let continue alright." friend 4 says
We agree because we don't want to pry any further. I turn off the lights and try to go to sleep to the sounds of my friend enthusiastically humping a pillow while my three other friends lay mortified about whats happening close to them.
After the night we go back in a car. We sat in complete silence. Looking back we can laugh about this.
[spoiler]inb4tl;dr[/spoiler]
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tl;dr Op's friend -blam!-ed a pillow
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When I was approximately 14. My youngest sister came out of my parents bedroom and I could hear this vibrating noise so I went to see what she was doing. Much to my dismay she had a giant purple vibrator and was massaging her neck with it. "Look! I found a massager in moms room." I was the only one who knew what it was and had tell my mom what had happened. True story. Still horrifying 10 years later lol.
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3 RepliesAbout 4 years back I was at the mall with my mom and sister. They went into a really girl-themed shop so I decided to stay outside of the store to wait for them. I went to sit at a bench right outside the store. I took out my phone, earphones, and started listening to music and browse through my phone. It was something to do while my mom and sister were shopping inside of the store. Some time goes by and this girl comes up to me while I was looking in the other direction. She was a couple years older than me. She said to me. "Do you have friends?" I looked at her and couldn't think of what to say other than be surprised at what just happened. Then I simply responded "I do have friends." After I said that she walked away with a group of people, probably her family or something I don't know. I was still in shock because nobody ever just walks up to me, especially saying something like that. Usually its "Hey you got a dollar?" or "Hey you got a lighter?"
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3 RepliesEdited by Splumbium Sploof Tortoise: 12/15/2014 7:46:38 PM
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3 RepliesLet it be known OP supports pillow -blam!-. #pillowrightsactivist. 'Pillows are ment for heads not heads.... Wait.'
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4 Replies>I was only 9 years old, I loved GabeN so much. >I had all the merchandise and Valve games. >I'd pray to GabeN every night for the life he allowed me to live. >"GabeN is love. GabeN is life." I'd say >Some console peasant hears me and calls me a fgt, I call him a pegboy. #Rekt >He sends me to my desk and nails my tongue to the PC >I'm crying now, my tongue is bleeding >I feel a chill in the air, it's GabeN. >He interests me with his face >I want to please GabeN >I spread my wallet for GabeN >He penetrates my wallet >He fills my library with so many games >The console peasant walks in >GabeN looks him straight in the eyes >He says, "BioShock: Infinite only $10!" >He leaves through my window >GabeN is love GabeN is life. -------
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I once had the shits while in a public park, i went to the bathroom desperately not trying to let it go in my pants to find out there was no toilet paper.....had to walk all funny lookin' for a block.
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3 RepliesStuck in traffic on long car ride, needed to shit, traffic wasn't moving so I shit in a bag and my mom threw it into the back of the boat on a trailer next to our car...I was like 10 at the time...still embarrassing
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2 RepliesBrother almost walked in on meh fapping. Had to sit up akwardly to conceal it
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1 ReplyOne time I was camping and had to use the dreaded public bathrooms (the closest thing to hell on earth). Well, let's say that it was getting late out and the park administrators were starting to shut things down. As I sit on that porcelain prison, a ranger walked in asking if anyone was still in. For some reason I sat there speechless, so the ranger left, turned off the lights, left and locked the door. I sat on that toilet for a long time in the dark, very confused. It was especially awkward when someone came in a while later to see some kid sitting on the pot in the dark.
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Once I walked in on my old lady coworker taking a dump. If you're using a public bathroom, lock the door. Seriously.
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4 RepliesNot knowing what to do very well "my first time"
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19 RepliesEdited by RH Stealth: 12/14/2014 6:03:20 AMOne night, I partook in some... self-bondage. I fell asleep without removing everything I used for that. My mom woke me up for class the next morning and would have certainly noticed. She didn't say anything though. It actually wasn't just one time though... that happened more than once. One time she even removed the things from me and disposed of them. Yeah, I don't do that anymore...
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Taking a piss/dump at a public restroom. next thing I know, this guy opens the door and we both looked at each other. my wang was out, his zipper was down. he said: "Bad timing?" I said "Yes" We both had a good/ awkward laugh.
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10 RepliesHmm, I think me going to the bathroom in the garbage can during thanksgiving was a pretty funny, horrifying, but funny site. Woke up, half asleep & got out of bed. Walked to what I thought was the bathroom & even closed a pretend door. Unzipped & starting to drain. Next thing you know, my dad says, " Bryce, what are you doing." I responded, I'm going to the bathroom. Dad said, "Bryce, that is not the bathroom". So I zipped up saying, alright & went to the actual bathroom realizing I was peeing in the garbage can by then. Got back out & washed my hands, & it was around 11:00 am as I slept in, so dinner was served & everyone was trying not to laugh. Good times, Good times. I don't like sleepwalking, but if I'm gonna do it, might as well have a funny moment.
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6 RepliesBack in high school this one time my brother's girlfriend thought I was him and he was me
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5 RepliesThat was pretty gay, not the fact that your friend was humping a pillow, but the fact that 4 guys went camping and slept in the same tent together with no chicks
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7 RepliesI think I'd want to change my username if I were to answer this... #Paranoia
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1 Replythis did not happen lol
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10 RepliesI was sitting in American Lit listening to a classmate's oral presentation. The presenter asked the class if they had ever done something they were ashamed of(idk why), and a black guy at the table behind me blurts out [b]"I robbed somebody."[/b] One of my friends burst out laughing and the look on my professor's face was priceless.
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2 RepliesEdited by JROS7 II: 12/12/2014 3:54:19 AM[b] [/b]
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11 RepliesWhy was he making love to the pillow?
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1 ReplyI threw my phone at the ground while yelling, "MY PHONE'S A TANK!" After that everybody in my school knew that I intentionally broke my phone for some laughs...
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