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Edited by Jester: 1/6/2015 6:37:21 AM
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This is the story of the first time I touched Grill booty

This is the story of when I first touched Grill booty. I was in 7th grade and in art class. It was the end of the hour and we were all putting our paintings away. In the huge crowd was a Grill named Sydney. She had dark brown hair and was wearing a tight shirt and leggings. I had a stiffy from starin at that booty. Yes, this is titled "when I first TOUCHED Grill booty" Just remember that my hands were holding a painting ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•). So I went in for the kill VERY carefully. As I approached the table I made a quick maneuver to the right and slapped my caged animal across da booty. I also grabbed my friend's booty during a birthday party when she was asleep. [spoiler]This can also be titled "The story of when I became a sex-offender".[/spoiler]

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