You're attending one of the daily Tower dance-parties when all if a sudden, a black speck appears in the sky above you.
This spectacle is rapidly growing in size and you hear the echoes of an otherworldly screech emanating from it.
You recognise the green haze that surrounds it too late, as it has just crashed into your Guardian safe haven and hoards of Hive pour from its centre.
You are armed with one weapon; the firearm strapped to your back. All other participants of the dance-party have been crushed, tragically, beneath the alien seeder and you seethe with a vengeful drive.
[b]Which gun accompanies you, what is your course of action and how do you go about commemorating your friends' dancing skills?[/b]
Be fearless with your answers, Guardians.
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Summon my boi Randal the vandal
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Grab the cabal shield in the vanguard hall and my exotic sword
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I won't be there because of Halo 5, Black Ops 3, and most of all Fallout 4
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*continues playing Fallout 4*
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Throw master rahoul off the tower
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My sleeper simulant. Get a ton of heavy ammo (ruin wings optional) and -blam!- shit up. Punch shit to save ammo where applicable.
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Troll the Thralls into following me off the Tower as I jump.
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Us guardians are some bourgeoisie mothertruckers, aren't we? We just sit up in our tower and have dance parties, while the masses below are slowly torn up by alien invaders and other troubles. And to answer your question: Zhalo. Great for thralls.
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Take a selfie next to the seeder
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Slice n dice, Boltcaster time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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gangstahorn
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Auto reloading Gally. Full auto.
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Not....give....1....solid....-blam!-. Nuke em all, especially the Cryptard.
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Bad juju, endlessly fire
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I will let them feel every lash, every curse, every touch of malice that they dealt to my dance party.
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Edited by Antic Archon: 11/10/2015 7:04:03 PM*acquiring target* *target found* ... *target obliterated*
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WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE
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First three paragraphs are pointless Also, one hive ship on a tower full of guardians? I wouldn't even get there in time to kill it
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Drop a warsat on it.
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start shooting.
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I summon all zombies to get down. Because we are -blam!-ed. No weapons, grenades, melees, or supers in the tower. Now if we have all he above. I grab my Answering Chord and begin to mow down thrall and acolytes.
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My 294 new monarchy lmg. I'm sorted if there's ammo
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My bad juju. I'd shoot until every last one of those hive remembered who killed crota and his <blam blam> dad. Then I'd go to the reef, cause the awoken females need a king ;)
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I'll probably be destroyed before the guardians invite me to a dance party...
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"plays hall of the mountain king" "hunter tethers, titans activates, warlocks summons the storm" oh Bby
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The gun on my back would be the chaperone, and I would continue getting triple kills until they all died