You're attending one of the daily Tower dance-parties when all if a sudden, a black speck appears in the sky above you.
This spectacle is rapidly growing in size and you hear the echoes of an otherworldly screech emanating from it.
You recognise the green haze that surrounds it too late, as it has just crashed into your Guardian safe haven and hoards of Hive pour from its centre.
You are armed with one weapon; the firearm strapped to your back. All other participants of the dance-party have been crushed, tragically, beneath the alien seeder and you seethe with a vengeful drive.
[b]Which gun accompanies you, what is your course of action and how do you go about commemorating your friends' dancing skills?[/b]
Be fearless with your answers, Guardians.
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wear a bee suit
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Edited by TreadmillGamer: 11/14/2015 2:02:45 AMI would grab my Terminus from the vault first. Then, grab the test pulse rifle and shotgun from the gunsmith since I need hive kills. Lastly, dunno. Probably just pop a heavy synth and put in some work.
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Grab heavy synths and my hold friend Gjallerhorn
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Being a Titan I'd just push the seeder out of the tower and let it crush itself and its inhabitants on the ground
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Edited by A Hippo7910: 11/14/2015 2:17:25 AMAlright guys, let's do th- Hey guy....can't the Crypt arch wait? Our last line of defense is under attack! What? You're going to do bounties? But the City is in DANGER! *More seeders plummet into the Tower walls, the hanger eventually gives and collapses. The main villa crumbles and falls down to the city below. The wall has been broken and screams can be heard as Ogres and Tomb ships pour through the gap. Who will hold off this impending doom? Who will save the city?* -blam!- this, I'm playing Fallout
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THROW THE CHEESEEEE
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That's easy. You call Rasputin, he'll save you. [spoiler]here is his number[/spoiler] [spoiler]1-800-WARMIND[/spoiler]
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Run to the vending machine, break it open and steal all the M&M's in the confusion. What? I never have the change, and I LOVE M&M's.
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Bring out my hammer and go ham on those puny Hive.
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This is how it would go... Alak hūl and group of Hive arrived in the Tower, and they start wrecking shit. The Guardians stationed in the Tower starts fighting back. Meanwhile the Vanguard mentors tried to evacuate the citizens. The fight is getting hot and spicy, just like Taco Tuesday. The sky grows darker, oh no, it's the Vex, and they brought Sekrion with them. Sepiks immediately ceases firing, and he stares at Sekrion's beautiful yellow eye. Sekrion feeling harassed by Sepiks' stare, she begins shooting at him. The Guardians take advantage of the situation, and go in hiding. Sepiks is getting his ass kicked, he sends signals for additional backup. Lo and behold, two skiffs descend from Orbit, and drop Aksor and Taniks. Aksor and Taniks go to the left, flanking Sekrion, and commence a life's worth of fury on Sekrion's back. What's this? Master Rahool didn't left premise. Even after this massive battle, he still wants those engrams. Aksor takes notice of that cheeky bastard, and slaps the blue right out of him, leaving a dead white Awoken in the Tower. A sharp noise, like scratching nails on a old chalkboard, occur in the sky. Oh NO! Its Momnigul and her son, Fagoth. They both commence a symmetrical attack on Taniks. Sepiks weak and fragile, like the noob he is, charges Phogoth. The impact destroys Sepiks, and pushes Phogoth to his doom. Omnigul angry at her adopted son's death, releases her last magic killing Aksor and Nexus. As usual, she screams words of joy or pain, I don't know what Hive emotions are like. Until, she hears a noise and turns around to see 50 rockets flying towards her. She unleashes a bigger scream, and dies. Valus out of nowhere begins celebrating by shooting his minigun wildly in the air to hide his huge throbbing erection. A few seconds afterwards, the heavens light up, and choir of angels begins to sing. OMG! GUYS! IT'S SMOGGYPLUTO! SmoggyPluto with his omnipotent powers kill Valus with his MLG 360 no land beyond noscope.
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Well first thing I'd do would go to the speaker: "I could tell you how to defeat the hive. I could tell you how to bring back your friends. I could tell you the best way to tie the tower back. But I wont." Then I'd kill him, Grab my raze lighter, then rip apart every Hive bastard for taking down my friend Variks, and ripping my cloak. Assholes. -[i]The guy with no house.[/i]
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[quote]You're attending one of the daily Tower dance-parties when all if a sudden, a black speck appears in the sky above you. This spectacle is rapidly growing in size and you hear the echoes of an otherworldly screech emanating from it. You recognise the green haze that surrounds it too late, as it has just crashed into your Guardian safe haven and hoards of Hive pour from its centre. You are armed with one weapon; the firearm strapped to your back. All other participants of the dance-party have been crushed, tragically, beneath the alien seeder and you seethe with a vengeful drive. [b]Which gun accompanies you, what is your course of action and how do you go about commemorating your friends' dancing skills?[/b] Be fearless with your answers, Guardians.[/quote] For $100 DLC [FIXED]
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Whip out Bad Juju, use the Thralls and Acolytes to constantly feed my super and Nova Bomb the shit out of them, gaining even more short energy from Obsidian Mind.
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Bad Juju
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Does dark drinker count. Its great for taking out thrall and other stuff like that
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Log out and hope I when I log back in I spawn into a different tower.
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Gjallarhorn with infinite ammo and never have to reload (year 2 version)
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Do ure thing nightstalkers, hammers, and stormyys.
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Continue to play Bo3, fallout4 and anything else not destiny.
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Pull out bad juju and yell "come on hive lets dance, this party is just getting started." I kick out the DJ as i fill the dance floor with the screams of thousands of dead thrall. Now that is the best dance party the tower will ever know
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Pull out bad juju and yell "come on hive lets dance, this party is just getting started." I kick out the DJ as i fill the dance floor with the screams of thousands of dead thrall. Now that is the best dance party the tower will ever know
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Use the chaos to steal back all the good drops the cryptarch kept for himself.
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Pull my Ghorn out with my ruin wings and pop a heavy synthetic let's go
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Crappie my pants and hide in the bushes
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Grenades
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Summon my boi Randal the vandal