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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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3 RepliesWe should poison him, and hide the antidote in a legendary engram.
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DEATH BY DA SPOON
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4 Replies*walking around Moom, sky turns dark* Dinklebot: I have a good feeling about this. PUBLIC EVENT INCOMING- Hunt the Cryptarch *kills Cryptarch brutally* Dinklebot: Nice one! *recieves three legendary engrams*
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1 Replyit just gets better as you scroll
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2 RepliesCan he be the next raid boss?
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But... He was nice to me... I got my current legendary chest piece from a blue. Maybe if you was nice to the guy, he would give you nice things. Maybe a shoulder massage with a titans shoulder charge. Or a warlocks sunsinger grenade to keep him warm? I'm sure the tower is quite drafty and the man never leaves.
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I got a legendary chest engram from the Daily, guess what? TWO ASCEDNENT SHARDS MAKE IT HAPPEN BUNGIE
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2 RepliesGET THE SUNSINGERS TO CHEESE HIM OFF THE TOWER
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Edited by Given: 12/11/2014 8:49:06 AMThe bitch won't give me Hawkmoon so I'm up for helping. Tie him up in the hell mouth and let the hive do what they will with him. 3 legendary primary engrams today and got shards and the chance. Both shitty.
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Kill the cryptarch
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But,i got my first exotic ( suros regime ) from him by decrypting my first legendary engram :`(
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Got a blue primary and blue helmet for my lvl 45 package, kill him now!
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Signed!
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4 RepliesYes please all I am getting is blues so many blues wtf!
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We could burn him at the stake, Have him decapitated Have him hung from the side of the tower Or have him hung drawn and quartered (my favourite)
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5 RepliesHe has given me weapons from legendaries, but they are the old versions I. E. Max attack 300... They ain't useless, but who wants a weapon with 300 attack when you could have one with 331?
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Lmao After he dies he can then be resurrected as Robo-Rahool! A more 'controllable' cryptarch who is secretly planning tower domination.
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Edited by AlphaCanisMajor: 12/11/2014 8:07:52 AMSigned and -blam!- the petition let's get a lynch mob together. Edit: I like this idea a lot, but I'm thinking a proper noose could potentially be too quick. I want to see him dance the gallows jig. But I' also thinking even that is too good for that -blam!-er. Let's light a fire under him too. Follow me? TL:DR 2 loops, short drop and fire at the bottom.
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1 ReplyMaster Rahool do something you are most unpopular, give me at least one legendary weapon next time I come and see you
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1 ReplyIt wouldn't be a good idea to kill the crypt arch because he is the only person that knows how to decrepit your findings and if you don't like hose then dismantle them but with no cryptach you get nothing so you can't dismantle them so you can't upgrade weapons or armor. Keep him until we don't
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Send him off to solo the raid.Lets see how long he can survive hordes of thralls
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Make him a raid boss and he drops all the engrams he owes us!!!!!!
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2 RepliesNah dude, Mcduck's my bro. In one package from him I got TWO legendaries; Found verdict and a pulse rifle or something. And about 30 minutes after the DLC dropped I got the heavy machine gun Harm's Way. FROM A BLUE ENGRAM
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6 RepliesThese actions are unbecoming of a Guardian. We are charged with defending the Last City and its occupants not causing havoc and useless death. You would be wise to stop this talk of madness.
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I've signed this once but I'm signing again. Lvld him up today...2 blues.
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HA! But isnt this like destroying the slot machine because you didnt get that 3rd cherry?
